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Not a brave man, but at times a very stubborn one

(Limited color palette assignment for my oil painting class. I love college <3)

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Key difference between archives and protocol

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Love @ultramarinaa cat Martin design so much i had to draw this good boy

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Maaaahhhtin

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"Morale-improving measures"

Last minute entry for @jonsimsandcats !!!!

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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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Over the years.

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Under observation.

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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I sit here, having listened to all for seasons 1 and 2 of Haunted the Audio Drama and all I can think of- I CALLED IT. I knew it was fishy, I KNEW. I haven't listened to the specials and extras just yet but goddamnit I called the age thing. I have a different theory about something else, but it got nixed by what the black goop does to a person. I'm so pumped to listen to the extras soon, I'm just riding the high of fucking calling one of the plot twists early in season 2. Hell yea.

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OK! I managed to throw together my pair of ideas for Gerry & Mike actually getting along vs griping at each other in book hunters au. Both are dramatic and accidentally feature falling, whoops. Aaaaanyway, Gerry falling off a roof because Reasons™ and Mike has to go against his nature to stop that happening.

Other idea, I figure Mike, despite being much less vulnerable after abandoning his humanity, could conceivably still be Spiral sensitive given the right circumstances. But luckily, Gerry is very charming and knows a guy.

I don't have like a running canon or whatever right now, I'm just having fun. ✨

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homestuck day observed

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

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finally, she’s back from the war

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gwen bouchard 🪻

"the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?"