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HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

know I've been gone for a while but im back with more headcanons

Scar’s energy is like that of a squirrel on caffeine. He’ll start a project, bounce to another one, then remember something else halfway through, and suddenly he’s setting up a giant roller coaster out of nowhere. Every now and then, his Hermit friends look around, wondering how he managed to create something that is impossible in the span of one afternoon.

little boyscout

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i needed this

~All of my works~

My fics:

An Ethubs fic set within double life.

Lots of pining.

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An Ethubs 5+1 fic set in Hermitcraft and the life series.

Five times Etho and Bdubs are interrupted while Ethos mask is off and one time they are left alone.

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An Ethubs fic set in Hemritcraft season 7.

Bdubs wants to get married but knows Etho doesn’t. This is news to Etho though.

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A Multi-Chaptered Ethubs fic set in an alternate universe where they are in college.

Getting together, pining and all around cuteness.

Chapters 7/7 completed at 7k words

An Ethubs royalty au fic. Set within my royal au series.

Told from Goodtimeswithscars POV, Etho tasks Scar with a secret assignment. Humour, fluff and secret relationship.

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The second Ethubs royalty au fic.

Ethubs lives together over ages 5-30. Fluff and angst with a happy ending.

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An Ethubs fic set within my Social Media au world.

A proposal. very fluffy. very cute.

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My Socmed(s):

Worth it to be with you:

A college Hermit and friends au told through twitter.

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nikis character arc is so awsome and so underated

Niki nihachu best dsmp character you cannot change my mind

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when he wakes up tied up in the horse stables

Hotel Valhalla as a reality TV show Pt.2

(Part one)

Mallory [to a camera]: Right, so sometimes, Halfborn does these...how do I describe them?

Magnus: Experiments?

Alex: Tests on the human limits of pain and misery to see what can break his mind and soul?

Mallory:

Mallory: Both work, honestly.

Mallory: Either way he's a dumbass, and this week he's decided to see how long he could go without sleep and so far he's tried to eat his own hand, convince us that we were aliens and—

Alex: And it's hilarious

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[Day One]

Halfborn [slicing the air with his axes]: Honestly? I feel so energetic that I could kill a whole army right now!

[He throws one axe across the hallway just as TJ was stepping out of his room]

TJ: Hey-! [Gets beheaded]

Halfborn: Oops? Eh, he'll be fine!

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[Day Two]

Halfborn: I think the less sleep I get, the stronger I become!

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[Day Three]

Magnus: You good there buddy?

Halfborn: Yes, perfectly fine. I just needed to lay down for a sec, but then I'll be back to kicking names and taking ass!

Magnus: I-that's not how—

Alex [trying not to laugh]: Shh, just let him be Maggie. If he wants to kick names and take ass, let him.

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[Day Four]

Halfborn: Is it still called cannibalism if you try to eat yourself?

Halfborn: Self-cannabalism?

Halfborn: Ingestion of thyself?

TJ [pauses in eating his breakfast]: Dude, you're gonna make me lose my appetite.

Mallory: Halfborn, take your hand out of your mouth right now or I will chop it off and feed it to the wolves.

Halfborn: So the wolves can eat me but I can't?

Mallory: I swear to Gods—

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[Day Five]

Halfborn [to Magnus]: This...this is your father

Magnus:

Magnus [Pointing to Halfborn's palm]: That's a cockroach.

Halfborn: [Gasp] Show your father some respect!

Magnus: But that's not my father.

Halfborn: What are you talking about? You look just like him!

Magnus:

Magnus [turning to Alex]: I feel like I should be insulted by that.

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[Day Six]

Halfborn: I knew it! I knew your evil plan was to disguise yourselves as humans so it would be easier for you to take over the world! Well guess what, scum? I won't let you do so that easily! Prepare to die!

TJ: For the last time, we aren't aliens.

Mallory: Who are you calling scum you motherfucker?

Magnus: And we're all kind of already dead.

Halfborn: Lies! More words of your manipulation—

Alex: Should I just kill him now and put us all out of our misery?

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[Day Seven]

Magnus: Good news, Alex didn't have to kill him—

Alex: That's bad news.

Magnus: —cause he passed out on his own yesterday. But now he's just...sleeping like a rock in the middle of the hallway.

[Halfborn's loud snores can be heard in the background]

Mallory: Idiot couldn't even make it to seven days

Magnus: But...should we move him?

TJ: Maybe I should kill him as payback for Monday—

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gem: such a chore I wish my mailman definitely didn't do that also gem: sending herself mail every day to see pearl

gempearl nation rise. poor gem has to give her mailman a kiss just to get her mail… such a hard task… what a burden……

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MOTHER HEN

Grian can't walk past chickens in Minecraft without feeding them seeds. His farms are overrun with chickens because he can’t resist the urge to “help them thrive.”

ITS THE CHICK APOCALYPSE

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SOME GRIAN GRIMBLIM BITS FOR YOU

Always Loses His Elytra

Grian has an uncanny ability to misplace his elytra in the most random places. He once "temporarily" put it in a furnace for storage and panicked for an hour when he couldn't find it.

(LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS SMOLL CHIBI)

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pearl is so awesome this is going to be my new screensaver l

just thought she was so cute here :> perching

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A BDUBS HEADCANON A DAY KEEPS THE SADNESS AWAY <3

Over-the-Top Celebrations

Every time Bdubs finishes a build, no matter how small, he hosts an extravagant “ribbon-cutting ceremony” complete with fireworks, cake, and dramatic speeches. He invites everyone to attend, and if they don’t, he reenacts the whole thing later for them.

[WHO WOULD NOT WANT TO GO TO A BDUBS PARTY?]

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MORE BDUBS BECAUSE HES JUST A LITTLE GUY

Bee Magnet

Bdubs' energy naturally attracts bees, who follow him around like their leader. He’s been known to use them as a distraction during pranks, flooding Hermit bases with swarms of buzzing bees and laughing uncontrollably.

look at him small baby

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BDUBS STUFF TO TAKE THE NEGATIVITY AWAY

Living Alarm Clock

Bdubs is the server's unofficial wake-up call. He zooms around at sunrise, shouting, “GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!” and dropping random items like cookies or flowers into Hermits’ bases.

[ WE LOVE BDUS LOOK AT HIM, SMALL BABY ]

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JUST WENT TO CHEACK TWITTWE WTF IS HAPPENING

can someone please tell me why stress and iskal are leaving?

what the hell happened i was taking a nap and stress is gone? please comment r dm me im super congused

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giving you guys a Bdubs Headcanon instead of sleeping

Secret Interior Designer:

Hermits sometimes "find" gorgeously decorated rooms or perfectly organized storage systems in their bases after leaving for a while. Bdubs swears he doesn’t do it, but his signature polished-and-cozy style always gives him away.

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MORE HEADCANONS BEFORE THE MOON FALLS

Mini-Block Deals: The mini-blocks from the Wandering Trader aren’t just decorative—they hold tiny pieces of the Hermitcraft world’s history. like some maps throughout the previous seasons and titbits like Mumbo for mayor posters,bdubs heads,TCG cards,tapes with Hermitcraft Recap recordings on it ( I love that show ), mini base replicas

mini headcanon

Some Hermits are collectors, secretly hoarding the stuff in their ender chests

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Impulse is the Literal King of Surprises

ITS HEADCANON TIME PEOPLE

Impulse has a special stash of “surprise gifts” hidden all over the server. He frequently drops off surprise presents for Hermits, ranging from useful tools to weirdly specific items he knows they need. He’s been doing this for years, and many of the Hermits are convinced their random gift drops are just luck—little do they know, it was Impulse’s plan

[ i LOVE IMPULES HOW CANT LOVE HIM?! TELL ME I WILL COME FOR YOU IN YOUR SLEEP ]

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fight nepotism adopt your fav employee and treat them to a game of catch and icecream

irondad is just reverse nepotism you like your employee so much you make him your son