felix-the-human
felix-the-human
terrorist anime clown my beloved
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Felix | 25 | agender | they/them, he/him, it/its, zir/zem | certified pronoun collector + I'll steal yours, too (threat) | aromantic + asexual + I'll hit any character with the aspec ray gun (threat) | yeah I stole my name from Felix the Cat + I'll steal yours, too (threat) | I need a circumference of 10 meters of personal space in any direction, don't come closer or I'll yap and yap and yap about the continuous maladaptive daydream I have with all my blorbos (threat)
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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If there's one thing supernatural has taught me, it's that. Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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Saw some lady at the train station with a long flowing white skirt, walking a dog with a long flowing white fur, and they both were glowing equally in the contre-jour light of sunshine. Had to draw a rough sketch of them and then shittily shade it on my phone so I'll remember to try to draw them later.
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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If you're a disabled young person, you've most likely been hit with the "pfft you think you're in pain now? Just wait til you're my age" bullshit from older people at least once. Everyone talks about how invalidating it is
But I haven't seen anybody mention how it's terrifying, too. Yes, I know health deteriorates with age. I know that old age is a disability unto itself. I know that the healthiest person alive will start getting aches and pains past the age of 40 and may even need mobility aids
I know all this stuff. And it always makes me think "yeah, if I can't walk without joint pain even while using mobility aids AT AGE 21, how painful will life be for me at the age where it gets painful for everyone?"
And it's hard not to feel like I'm doomed, y'know? Where most people get a period of health that they wish they appreciated more when they start to lose it, my starting point was a body that doesn't work properly and it's only gonna get worse from there. It's worse every fucking year.
TLDR stop telling disabled young people that their pain will only get worse to the point of being unimaginable as they age, WE FUCKING KNOW
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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someone say a yuri ship . first one u think of
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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mr migraine. my me a grain
make it the hurtest of my stupid brain
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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The very real panic in Sam's voice while telling the kid to not take the beer is cracking me up
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
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felix-the-human · 3 hours ago
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This clip where David Byrne gets given a news paper clipping by the interviewer is so lovely! He seems so excited when he reads it and it’s so lovely to watch! I’ve think collecting newspaper clippings was a special interest for DB at one point, which makes this video even more wholesome :)
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