feloniousnickel
feloniousnickel
thoughts of a panicked mind
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feloniousnickel · 5 years ago
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them: no one wants to see your jiggly thighs in tight jeans
yeah, and no one wants to see your knee-high socks with sandals combo, but here we are...
#bodypolice #letpeoplebe #dresshowtheywant #shut up #socks #jigglythighs #fashion
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feloniousnickel · 5 years ago
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ill scream right in your eyes if you make a dessert tutorial vid and dont scrape evERY LAST DOLLOP OF BATTER OUT OF YOUR BOWL
#theresstillbatter #wasting #thinkaboutthechildren #dessert #video
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feloniousnickel · 5 years ago
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tbh I'd rather dishonor my body with aspartame than present it with the long lost ancestor of a mediocre lime
#lacroix #sparklingwater #imsorrykidneys #bubblywater #sodasubstitute #sadness #longlostlime
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feloniousnickel · 5 years ago
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snacking phenomenon: continuing to find uneaten pistachios as you dig through the pile of pistachio shells
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