puppy subs are so so easy to please. they’re cold? warm them up by breeding them while they wear your comfy warm clothes. they’re hot? strip them down and let them starfish out on the bed, it just so happens that it gives you perfect accent to their drippy cunt.
theyre getting overtired and bratty around bedtime? fuck them to sleep, it’ll tire their sleepy little brains out super quick. time to get up? fuck them awake, the harder you go, the more you make it hurt, the more likely they are to whimper i’ll get upppp i’ll get up it hurts.
they have a scrape or a bruise? clean them up and kiss them better, poor thing deserve a little kiss, it works better if you kiss their sensitive puppyparts.
they’ve got too much pent up energy? let them grind on your thigh!! it’s okay, all puppies need to hump their brains all dumb. it’s only natural.
subby puppys’ brains are linked to their cunts <33 we know that but they don’t know that. they all think we’re sooooo smart for knowing just how to make it all better. they don’t know they’re just really fucking predictable.