My name's Esmeralda. Yes, I'm a slave, no, I'm not actually a stripper. You may notice I keep my clothes on. Anything I can get for you?
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Keep staring.
Maybe I'll be nice enough to let you buy me a drink.
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I will do that thing. I had a bad day. Therefore, I'm doing that thing.
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Oh come on, Es. Don’t do that thing.
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Mmhm.
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You do realise I was kidding… Right?
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Mmhm.
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But maybe more like ten percent of the time?
#ashley#I mayyy need some time to get used to my esmeralda muse again .-#one for the money queue for the show
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But?
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Maybe not half, but…
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Tell me you at least take me seriously half the time.
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Right.
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Because you're smart enough to know that I am more than just my looks. I'm me, not a hot piece of ass.
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How does that make any sense at all?
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And that's why I love you.
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I didn’t say that. You’re… Well, y’know. You’re you.
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Am I not hot? Do you not think I'm hot?
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Sure, whatever you say.
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Actually, that's my twin sister. I'm Esmeralda, the hot one.
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You’re impossible.
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Stop what?
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Stop it!
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Oh come on, don’t do the whole puppy eyes thing. That’s my thing.
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...I do?
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Yes.
#I just had a thought - to those who don't know any better these two could look like a couple#a long married one at that#ashley
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...No?
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Don’t you already do that?
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Castration first, then, I take it?
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Cannibalism is frowned upon by the general public. I, however, have always found it quite arousing.
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If you ever go near that apartment, I swear to Thanatos that I will skin you alive with my own teeth.
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As a matter of fact, you did.
Don’t worry ‘bout it, love. I’ll make sure the fully drawn tub doesn’t go to waste. I always did like the feeling of warm water slipping through my nooks and crannies. Invigorating.
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Probably rule a country and take you as my own slave to abuse in any way I want.
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Yeah, you did. But I turned it off for you. Remind me again what you’d do without me?
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