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[femnoah]

*Neha, seeing some girl trying to flirt with one of her brothers.*

"I WILL PEEL YOU LIKE A GRAPE!"

*Cue Neha siccing Izzy and Eva on the poor girl.*

I dunno about peeling but she definitely enacts psychological warfare on them. It's only made worse with Eva and Izzy cause how could either of them give up on the chance of bullying pranking someone? The haunting was quite a fun one to pull off.

It's all for the good of the family. If a potential partner can't handle Neha's shenanigans then how on earth would they survive with the rest of the family? (She's the only normal one thank you very much.) Especially with how things ended between her mama and father. It's just for everyone's safety- and payback.

So while Neha's brothers prevent her from dating completely with their plots, she just drives off their partners in revenge (and maybe traumatise them a bit, if anyone asks the psychiatric incident had nothing to do with her).

In fact, only three people have ever passed. The first was her eldest brother's wife. She was smart enough to get Neha's approval first. As a fellow younger sister she was well aware of the importance of making sure her siblings got the right partner.

She even helped Neha deal with an ex of Vikram who was cheating on him at the time. His most current boyfriend is far better- nothing really phases him at all. He barely batted an eye when Neha brought up his bank account history, or when she kept showing up to his work and bullying his coworkers in her 'Noah' costume.

And then there's Blaineley who just won't go away. Worst of all, Neha's gotten used to her at this point. To think it all started because she wanted to get her brother a job... Everything she tries just doesn't work on her and it's super annoying.

[femnoah]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame AU:

Owen is Quasimodo

Neha is Esmerelda

Izzy is Clopin

Alejandro is Claude Frollo, because he totally would burn down an entire town just because a girl rejected his feelings (his ego is that fragile). And would totally sing in front of the fire, about his lustful feelings he has for Neha

Oooooooooo, alright then. This is a fun one. I'm just gonna assume that it's the Disney version.

First of all, I would have Ezekiel as Quasi instead of Owen. Mainly cause Quasi is supposed to be the reject of society and as much as I love Owen, he's too social and friendly for that. Maybe if it was an acting au then I could totally see Owen being cast. But for someone whose been isolated and seen as less than human- not knowing anything about how society actually works other than what he's been told- then I'm definitely volunteering Zeke.

And like, if you have Zeke as Quasimodo then he'd need someone who 'took him in', gave him a 'second chance' sees him as a 'monster' and destroys his self esteem. So I guess Chris would fit? Though that'd be super creepy and weird but then again, Frollo is a creep. Honestly I really don't want to think too hard about it cause he's a pretty uncomfortable character. 😭 .....hellfire is probably one of the best Disney villain songs though ngl.

But also having Alejandro as Frollo would be so funny. Maybe even Justin. Cause you have a guy who flirts with others and can have literally anyone he wants but the first time he's rejected, he just immediately resorts to arson and singing dramatically.

So if it was more of a cast/actor thing then I'd agree with you on Owen and Alejandro 100%. But if it was more of an au thing, then I'd probably switch up the roles slightly? Idk.

Then for Phoebus, I'm volunteering Geoff. Does this mean it's a geonoah au? Yes. Yes it is. But that's only if we're basing it off the Disney adaptation. Because the original.... Uh, yeah.

Izzy is 100% Clopin. I don't think much else needs to be said on that.

Neha as Esmeralda would be kind of iconic tbh.

[femnoah]

De-Aged Neha AU again:

Even as a toddler, Neha still loved video games and was good at playing. So whenever Chef confiscated Sam's Gameguy, he would give it to her to play with. Sam had no idea about this until one episode, when the Toxic Rats were in the middle of a challenge that involved them running through the island. Sam spotted toddler Neha PLAYING WITH HIS GAMEGUY!

Not liking the fact that a toddler was playing with his Gameguy (and beating his high scores), Sam snatched it out of Neha's hands. Making Neha cry (basically the crying scene from Monsters Inc.), the Toxic Rats spent so much time trying to stop her from crying that they lost the challenge. SAM AND DAKOTA were both sent home. Sam was voted off by his team for costing them the challenge, and Dakota was sent home because she was supposed to be babysitting Neha.

🤣🤣

RoTI just turning into a complicated babysitting club

Keep the child happy and you stay in the game. The attempts of bribery 🤣 Especially with a fussy child.

I wonder if it would affect the winner of the season....

[femnoah]

okay but why does team e-scope as huntrix and bobby work so genuinely well? and alejandro as jinu-

Funnily enough, it's because they fit into the female action trio so well. And I don't just mean just for the femNoah aus, I mean team E-scope in general including cannon.

Like, in a lot of shows- especially cartoon ones- when you have a female trio they're loosely based on energetic, angry and overachiever/intelligent.

But depending on what show it is is how those are presented.

So energetic could be a genuinely bubbly and active character, but they also could be really unhinged. Like a really sweet person who just wants the best for everyone with a mild crazy side or downright crazy but does generally care. They're also the whole smarter than they seem/act as well as more dangerous when they put their minds to it. They're not typically the leader of the group which is why I always love when Izzy is shown as it.

Angry could be mean and a bully to everyone in the group in a weird friend way, but they could also be trying to work through their issues and being shown as so much more than their anger, usually used against their enemies. However, no matter the level of anger, they are usually the most violent of the group and best at hand to hand combat. Unless it's in a school setting then they'll be the most athletic and competitive one and basically a tomboy.

Overachiever can be currently an overachiever, but they could also be one who has long burnt out and has become disillusioned with the world. It just depends on what stage they're at. So they would be portrayed as either really hard working to their own detriment, or sarcastic and quieter and almost given up on life until someone else gives them hope. Often times both as a character arc. Obviously they're the outright intelligent one.

And then sometimes there's the goofy guy on the side who might be in a relationship with one of them or has a sibling-like bond with them. Depends on the show and if they're the good guys or not.

So using this formula, team E-scope would fit into a lot of female trios from different shows.

K-pop demon hunters (huntrix)

Avatar (Azula, Mai and Ty-lee)

Voltron (Lotor's generals)

Powerpuff girls

Glee (the unholy trinity)

Birds of prey (the core trio)

Winx club (Trix)

Totally spies

Scooby Doo (The hex girls)

And you could possibly make an arguement for the calamity trio from Amphibia.

These are just the main ones I could think of rn but they all follow the similar enough base formula with their own twists on it to suit the narrative.

And then Alejandro is the overachiever flirty guy with a bad home life which really does tie into a lot of the trios because that character is either a main antagonist to the group (whether on the side of hero or villain) or a love interest to one of them.

[femnoah]

The class trial arrangement on the TD Danganronpa fic! Just cause it's easier to put into perspective with a visual and I thought why not. Og image was just the first one I saw on Google.

....this may or may not add extra angst for characters in the upcoming trial and future ones.... As well as potential conflicts. Chris just really loves his drama.

[femnoah]

*Chris with his megaphone, screaming at the contestants, who are currently doing a challenge.*

"EVERYONE BE QUIET! NEHA IS TAKING HER NAP!"

*Cue a toddler Neha, wrapped in a blanket and sleeping on a lounge chair right next to Chris*

I actually love this

The implication that Neha somehow de-aged?????? But like, what season? And imagine that being the way they find out because there's just this little girl wearing a version of their previous contestant's clothes when said contestant just vanished out of nowhere. Or they saw the de-aging happening.

Like, I'm of the solid belief that Neha may be lazy at her cannon age but as a kid? Yeah, she was definitely out there causing problems. Especially as a child genius. Like mimicking people's voices and hacking into stuff perhaps...

So yeah, she's just taking her scheduled nap after hacking into a government facility for a challenge and Chris acting like a dad because it brings in the views and this child is still more competent than half his staff... Baby Neha in the intern uniform or even a smaller version of Chris'.

But does this also mean that other members of the cast have been de-aged? Cause that could cause a lot of problems on their own. Plus how it happened in the first place...

Also, picture this, Chris learning to have a heart and care for a kid and then through some kind of magic thing, Neha goes back to her normal age. Except now Chris keeps trying to dad her and it's not working since what he was doing worked for a toddler, not a teenager.

[femnoah]

team escope as kpop demon hunters ft. alejandro as jinu…

Wow, really wanna make me cry don't you😭

But in all seriousness, when I first listened to the soundtrack (cause I did this before watching the movie like a weirdo) I was like... Omg team E-scope as huntr/x????

Then immediately after it was the drama brothers as the Saja Boys and yeah, Alejandro as Jinu.

Ig that makes Chris Gwi-Ma.

But the real question is who would be Bobby...

.......... probably Owen since he's the closest to them.

[femnoah]

Normal fem Noah au

I know I have the whole thing where her name is actually Neha but like, imagine if it is Noa. And I'm kind of thinking ouran highschool host club level of shenanigans (like the first episode).

Like, Noa what she put on her application form but one of the members of staff thinks that it's a misspelling so adds a h on the end.

Her hair is just short because one of her brothers cut it like that on accident when practicing but she doesn't really care either way, it's easier to manage now.

Her outfit is because one of her brothers switched it out with another one's to prank the two and it's too late to change back but at least it has a LOT of pockets.

She's naturally small chested anyways and just wears different shirts over her swimming costume- a white one and a tan one that is suspiciously the same colour as her skin.

So everyone just assumes she's a boy and Noa kind of just rolls with it because it's too much effort not to. Like she could tell any of them at any point but chooses not to because she's in too deep now and it's funny that they haven't noticed yet.

[femnoah]

OHHH MY GOD I'M GONNA THROW UP THE UPDATE WAS SO GOODDDD I LOVE YOUR WRITING MWAHHHH

:)))))))

THANK YOU!!!

It took far longer than I expected. Like, I was aiming for around 5,000 words and then the next thing I know, there's 10,000 and I have to split the chapter in half! Gotta admit though, everyone's kind words and comments are kind of helping me crank out the chapters faster than I thought I would 🤣. Positive reinforcement- who knew.

[femnoah]

same anon from yesterday! i loved the new chapter smm i can't wait for updates!!! will we ever get a "Noah" pov or will it stay Alejandro's?

HIIIIII!! Thank you so much!!! The next chapter is about halfway done but it will be a big one (plot wise mainly)!

The fic will stay in Alejandro's pov but that's mainly so you readers follow along the different mysteries at a similar pace to him. Gotta keep with the suspense you know? Certain characters will be withholding information, and others are just not reliable sources of information for reasons but the clues will be there. It just depends on whether you (and Alejandro) notice them or not. Then again, there are red herrings as well soooo....

Although, speaking of different pov's, I had actually considered giving a different character the pov during parts of chapter 3 (as in in-game, not the actual chapters) but I decided against it because I love a good unreliable perspective and I feel like the chapter 3 will do that perfectly (mainly cause of the motive).

[femnoah]

I just read the danganronpa fic on ao3 and omgg it's so goodddd when do you plan on updating it again?

Funny you should ask this, right about now actually. :)

I had planned to get it out yesterday but I fell asleep while editing 🤣

[femnoah]

more bhna Burromuerto family lore PLS!

Okie dokie!

In this case, the Burromuerto's would kind of be replacing the Todoroki's in a sense? Except that both parents are as bad as each other and they weren't going for the perfect quirk. It's more of a status climbing thing.

So, to start it off, here's the list of the ORIGINAL quirks, no alterations, as well as ages at the start of the 'bnha plot.'

Antonio (45)- aromakinesis- can control the direction of scents as well as their strength

Esmeralda (46)- beauty - beauty is in the eye of the beholder, quite literally. She appears slightly different to each person based on what they're attracted to.

Carlos (22)- sleepless- He naturally doesn't need any sleep for his body to function perfectly. The only times he sleeps is when he trades it with others, allowing them to not need it for the number of hours he takes.

José (18)- obsequimbulist- produces an aroma that can coerce others into doing his will based on how attracted they are to him. The bigger the attraction, the stronger the hold and vice versa. (That is a made up word btw, I kind of merged a couple together and went with it)

Alejandro (15)- somnambulist- see og post

So, the reason that Alejandro and Carlos' quirks are both sleep based is simply genetics. Antonio's side of the family's quirks are mainly based on brain functions (like perceiving smells and sleep), their uncle Julio can slow a person's brain activity down by touching them.

Antonio and Esmeralda have always been very... ambitious people. It's what drew them to one another, back when Antonio had first debuted as a hero and Esmeralda was working in the same agency. Both of them are willing to do anything for power, including getting their hands dirty.

They're each other's partners in crime. When Antonio had to be a bit violent back in their home country to a rising pro-hero, Esmeralda was the one covering it up. When Esmeralda had to dispose of a more annoying coworker, Antonio was there to make sure no one looked into it. Absolute and utter devotion to themselves and each other in the pursuit of power. Devotion that isn't applied to their children. Sure they love them, but they also need to have use, they need to earn it. Love is transactional to them.

The family moved to Japanada when Antonio was almost caught for using excessive force on a petty criminal villain. It was getting too risky. So Esmeralda got a job working for the Hero commission and Antonio followed after as a Hero representative. This time though, their schemes were encouraged by those they worked with, it was easier to embezzle money from 'attack victims', easier to manipulate those around them, easier to come out on top. And then Esmeralda was assigned on the young heroes training programme after returning a run away child with what looked like a fox quirk.

Due to her own quirk, it was easier to keep the more unruly children calmer so she was assigned to give them their food at their mealtimes, earn their trust.

She never participated in any of the training herself, preferring to watch through the cameras. It was just so interesting, the experimentation that resulted in a manufactured quirk that could change other quirks. And it was always useful to see who had the potential to climb the ladder in heroics. The potential her oldest and youngest lacked.

Then, the incident happens when Alejandro is 11/12.

Carlos (18/19) finds out about their parents more shady workings and plans on running away, taking his brothers with him.

He had already seen first hand how it had affected them, how it affected him. His constant need for positive reinforcement like someone was constantly judging every second and to just fix what was wrong with others that led to him going to med school. José's apathy to others despite aiming to go to UA's hero course- only to be the best hero and prove his superiority. Alejandro's growing inferiority complex at José getting all the scraps of their parents' affection and trying to act more like him just so they would give him the same attention. But they didn't, he was lucky enough Carlos was there for him. His oldest brother who acted more like his parent than his actual parents did.

Carlos told José about his plans to move away, deciding that Alejandro was too young to tell just yet, trusting his brother with their future. José however, did not want that. He'd rather be at the top of the food chain than having to live a low, poor life for the sake of something as stupid and childish as love.

So he betrays him, sells Carlos out. Their parents have no other choice than to get rid of the unreliable one, the apparent mistake. After this, the only time they even mention their eldest, it's something negative. About how he was a failure, a disappointment, was too weak to survive. This only adds to Alejandro's need for perfection, to be the best, to be more like José than Carlos.

As far as Alejandro and the rest of the world is aware, Carlos had died in a villain attack that caused José's quirk to mutate to grow stronger. An incident that led to José getting a sponsor from a pro hero for the recommendation exam.

José is rewarded for his betrayal when Antonio cashes in a favour, giving José's quirk an upgrade just before José joins UA.

Now, instead of just coercion, José leaves them in a zombie like state that can only be broken out of by a smell that is stronger and more pleasant to that person (like when a specific smell brings on a good memory from childhood, that kind of thing) or if he releases them from it. It's essentially brainwashing but activated by smell rather than a vocal que.

By the time Alejandro is in UA, José is part of UA's big three.

And Carlos? Carlos is actually alive. The 'extermination' failed but he was too injured and eventually scarred up to be recognised or identified, and with amnesia, he was just another John Doe taking up a bed.

Eventually he gets kicked out of the hospital and into the streets where he learns how to adapt and survive, his memory returning slowly the next 3 years.

Alejandro knows absolutely nothing about any of this. All he knows is that his oldest brother is dead, José will always be the perfect child and no matter how hard he tries he'll never be good enough. He'll never be José.

Of course this all changes when he meets Noah and then after 'Noah's' disappearance where he ends up finding out about his family's history of misdeeds while trying to find out any trace on who 'Noah' really is. He basically gets a stressed out mad conspiracy theorist arc where people genuinely think he's going crazy before he vanishes or, well, is 'kidnapped'.

[femnoah]

Struggling a bit when it comes to the first free time events for my TD X Danganronpa fic on AO3 so I'm just going to let you all decide. Of course, for plot reasons, certain people will be unavailable (coughNoahandIzzycough) and others are like a duo package.

[femnoah]

TD Bnha au- Izzy plots

Original post

Okay, so the poll basically agreed that Izzy domesticates the league. Which means I'm going to change Izzy's introduction to straight after the USJ, or even at the USJ. Speaking of, Kurogiri will be there but he's not the same character. Especially since technically Aizawa, Yamada and Nemuri don't exist here. Instead, he has a different backstory and base quirk but is still intertwined with one of the other teachers ;).

Anyways, I'll be going on about Izzy's league shenanigans. Lmk if you want to hear about the other two, more of Izzy's shenanigans or even parts of what the heroes get up to.

Like, Shigaraki is the descendant of a great hero and a previous one for all user taken in and raised by AFO as a tool. Then you have Neha who was created from AFO's DNA and raised as a tool by the hero commission.

Shiggy had his sister taken away from him because of AFO. Neha had her brothers taken away from her because of the commission.

Shiggy is a gamer. Neha is a gamer.

Like, do you see the parallels here?!?! They were on accident. I was washing dishes the other day and was like wow, I've accidently stumbled on something here.

Cause technically speaking, they'd be siblings. So imagine Izzy knowing this and not telling either of them. Instead she plots around it, using it as part of her conversion plan.

After the USJ she tells shiggy she has an online friend she plays games with and introduces him to 'Noah' a support course student on their side. They get along, sharing sharp barbs and talking in gamer lingo and stuff.

Neha being invited to the games nights with 1-A and them all playing with 'his' online friends and none of the hero students clocking on to who they are. So shiggy is forced to see the hero students as people, not just future heroes. Maybe eventually getting attached to a couple of them. Eventually. After a looooong time.

Izzy working out that Shigaraki is probably related to all might in some kind of way because she thinks about it in 'supervillain logic'. What's a better way to drive a knife in your rival's back than convincing someone close to them to turn sides? So, she does some digging and finds about all mights old mentor- Nana. This is also how she figures out about one for all.

Then, she gets Neha to sneakily drill All Might on Nana to see if she had any family. Through a little bit of hacking, they find out that her son and his family had disappeared with only dust being left behind. So bingo, she knows Shigaraki's history.

Which she ends up using to turn him against AFO. I can just imagine her explaining it to him like it was the plot of some kind of game tbh and just saying- guess what? That's actually you! Then obviously she lets him know at the most inconvenient moment that technically speaking, he does have another sister and that he's already interacted with her. Getting them to meet properly. Maybe Neha modifies his quirk, maybe she doesn't. Haven't decided yet.

And then with AFO's possession session with Neha, there's a Shigaraki who's already had one sister taken away from him because of AFO's quirk. So yeah, free angst. Maybe the reason Neha got emotional enough for AFO in the first place was because her new brother was severely hurt during the MLA arc. Once again, making the characters suffer.

On a happier note, I believe with all my heart and soul that Izzy and Toga would be absolute besties. Then you have Izzy, Toga and Twice as the chaotic trio.

Magne, Eva and Spinner would be another trio that I think would be interesting. Especially when Eri eventually is added to the mix.

Then Mr compress and Kurogiri as the long suffering adults.

No endeavour= no dabi.

HOWEVER I did debate having Carlos play a similarish role, just less revenge driven. Like he found out about his family's corruption, tried to get his two brothers out of the situation only for José to completely throw him under the bus for a quirk upgrade. Then you'd have Carlos and Alejandro reuniting...

So if you want to hear more about the Burromuerto family's situation as well just say. Or even the history of ANY of the other characters thrown in here- teachers and students.

[femnoah]

The fem Noah adopted au

Part 1 part 2

It's Chef that notices somethings wrong at first

'Noah's' constantly at work, spending time doing things that isn't 'his' job. 'He'll' complain about it but as soon as someone else offers, 'he'll' just glare at them

Then there's the fact that 'he's' constantly out of breath and falling asleep all the time

There's a particularly rough day where the night before Neha's dad went off it at her for daring to backtalk him after everything he's done for her, despite him being kind enough to let her stay under the household despite her shortcomings. Then there's the fact she was stupid enough to be put in a position where she has to work for a minor old celebrity of all people, couldn't she just think for once.

So she's having a really bad day and everything is kind of building up around it, she's definitely not in the right headspace and ends up getting injured helping set up for a challenge

Chef sees this and immediately sends 'him' to the current med tent, intending to hold an intervention before the kid actually kills 'himself' dammit

He lectures 'Noah' for being stupid, because does 'he' really hate 'himself' so much that 'he's' just running 'his' body into the ground? 'He' shouldn't act so recklessly, he thought 'he' was supposed to be the smart one.

Neha doesn't really register everything that's said to her, just bits that she puts together. She just snaps. She's sick and tired of people telling her she should hate herself or the way she looks because why won't anyone just let her live her life and goes off it at Chef.

She ends up spilling everything while she's yelling at him and Chef is actually a reasonable adult. Absolutely terrible at comforting but pretty good at solving problems

So it goes on a while where he just gets her to work under him (turns out she's also great help in the med area), giving her a space so she can stop with the whole Noah thing and actually take care of herself, basically mentally adopting her.

That gives him an idea and he takes advantage of his foster licence (those in the military are encouraged to get one) as well as his... connections to just kidnap Neha from her home. Not that her parents notice at first. When they do their furious but well, Chef can be pretty convincing

And thus the healing arc begins

She gets to grow her hair out, stops taking anything she doesn't want to take (or needs to) and wear whatever she wants- especially since Chef has a bit of a passion for collecting outfits. He definitely gets her own matching versions for his costumes

She also learns a ton of different skills from him, like how to fly a plane, and is basically strongarmed into being healthy. Very much against her will

This takes place during action so Chris and Chef are in their divorce arc meaning that Chris has no idea that Chef has just adopted one of the contestants because he just didn't tell him

He gets a shock when he comes home one day when Chef said he'd go over and cook and he just sees 'Noah' lounging on his couch, using his facemask that he ordered in from Thailand

Then Chef and Neha just gaslight him. What do you mean you don't remember your own daughter? Yes, daughter did you hit your head?

She does get actually adopted

Chris is 100% the stepdad in this situation and he's suffering because of it

Their first family outing is a heist to steal Neha's dog back. It's chaotic and not at all legal but successful in the end

Blaineley gets herself involved much to Chris' horror. But she's an absolutely amazing big sister and definitely too young to be an auntie, Chris

It kind of becomes a running gag where people just appear in Chris' living room

You can bet Neha's smuggling animals in as much as she can- Chris has more than enough room. It becomes a game, how long it takes until she's caught

Yeah, when her cycle kicks in properly she uses it as an excuse to bully Chris in revenge for everything she had to do working for him and the best part? Chef always sides with her

She doesn't compete in the third season but she is there as Chris' 'apprentice'. This does mean she has to join in with the costume shenanigans as well as a couple of changes in some challenges. Instead Justin gets to compete

The three of them basically troll the cast, especially with the voice and costume shenanigans. The audience gets to know straight away because she finishes the sign off for Chris in her Noah voice

Alejandro flirts with Neha to try and get more information on the challenges. Instead, he gets a shovel talk in front of the rest of the cast from Chris to his horror. It's also when everyone else finds out that apparently Chris has a kid. They're all traumatized.

Then we get the role reversal, Neha is the one chasing him except her flirting is a bit unhinged... Her only points of reference are Chris, Chef and Izzy after all. She could just curse out his entire bloodline and thinks that she made a significant move on him

Worst part? It actually works. Turns out the guy who made out with a pineapple is not actually normal. At all.

She's not subtle about the fact that she's 'Noah' either, constantly referencing it. But it doesn't click with the rest of the contestants until she has to sing a song and just duets herself, switching between the two

Also, apparently spending so much time with two maniacs actually rubs off you

I just envision Chef as a girl dad you know, and Chris is there on the side, unwilling at first but secretly cares in his own borderline psycho way

[femnoah]

Hear me out, give Neha a really angsty background and when she gets herself voted off as ‘Noah’ on Total Drama and reveals herself and background to Chris and Chef when she becomes an intern, they straight up adopt her. How would this change season 3? Would she go on as ‘Noah’, Neha, or would she not participate at all? And if she does participate, would she reveal and stay on the plane to help with challenges and all that, or would she have to jump out of the plane?

Bonus: If alenoah is added, how would Alejandro (and the rest of the group) react to Neha’s relation to Chris?

Ejjdjsksbsusj I'm gonna have to split this into multiple parts

Part 1. Part 2

This kind of reminds me of this one fic I've currently been written snippets for, so it's kind of a work in progress. It came to my mind because usually people write Alejandro having the angsty backstory and Noah having a happy home life so I was like, why don't I just switch it? The fic is basically- she and Courtney figure out that they both have pretty similar home life situations and decide to just f*** it and troll everyone else for the rest of the competition and do what they want to do for a change before they're forced to go back to their normal lives.

So I'm just going to borrow her backstory for that cause I feel it's angsty enough and add in what you suggested because that sounds like it could be pretty funny and wholesome in a really weird way.

Neha's parents are both doctors, her mother is an orthopaedic surgeon and her father is a cardiologist. She rarely sees her mother since she's constantly working or is just out.

Her youngest older brother is 10 years older than her so she really doesn't talk to them much either. Unless they come round for family dinner which is rare.

All of her brothers are prodigies and her father is pretty entitled over it and a misogynist in general. He loves all of his perfect sons equally.

So when she outsmarted them at a young age- her amazing brothers and incredible parents- he was not happy. Especially since he sees her as a genetic mistake for being born a girl which is you know... Great. She's constantly referred to as Neha number nine. Or even just nine since it's 'close enough'.

She also got the whole overachiever deal, doing an instrument, a sport, tons of clubs and obviously the vocal lessons just to try and impress her parents

So when she figured out that she can copy people's voices (at 8) and sound like a male, she immediately went to her dad hoping he would finally be proud and the next thing she knows, she's using the male one more and her actual one less

Then things just got worse

Her hair was constantly cut short for 'easier management'

She was only given her brother's hand me downs to 'save money'

When puberty hit she had to bind her chest so 'people wouldn't stare at her deformities, she wouldn't want people thinking there's something wrong with the family would she?'

She had to take the pill everyday after her first period to 'make life easier for everyone involved since no one wants to deal with messy hormones'

She was told she could either be a silly little girl or an actual member of the Devi family.

Her parents wanted one of the kids to follow their path down medicine and it was originally Vikram but he switched over to biomedical engineering which left it up to Neha to fulfil it as the only one left. So, she gave up on her dreams on being a television host and focused on that

She graduated early and managed to claw her way into early acceptance into uni for the medical course hoping that she could finally prove herself. She had to sacrifice everything, not having time to do anything other than study

Eventually she realised that nothing she does will ever change anything so she just gave up trying, became more bitter. Just going through the motions of life. The only thing that she cared about was the golden retriever puppy her mother bought since she heard it helps with the image of a perfect family. Except, Neha was the only one around to actually look after it so it's really her dog.

Every aspect of her life is controlled.

Everything. Even her love life.

Her father wanted to maintain connections with one of his friends. So she was set up early on playdates with an older self-entitled idiotic party-obssessed pretty boy who literally only sees the whole marriage thing as having a future roommate to take care of all the boring things while he has fun. So she kind of projects her hatred of him and her life on the other contestants at first. Especially Justin and Lindsay.

Even going on total drama wasn't without some kind of clause- she had to go on as Noah so she wouldn't disgrace the family name and the only reason she was even allowed to participate was because it's not legal to work as a doctor under the age of 18

When she's on total drama and finds out about the accommodation thing, she immediately gets herself eliminated. Why would she pass up the chance to just relax for once, have her every need catered for?

Then she gets forced to work for Chris because of the elimination clause...

[femnoah]

Hear me out

Fem Noah camp creautatous au

If you haven't seen it it's basically Jurassic world except a bunch of teenagers get stuck on the island for a while alone

Idk I just think it'd be funny

Alenoah 🥺

Alejandro having his time to shine as a Dino dork? Sign me up. This could go one of many ways... Like if it's ALL of the contestants or just a specific group of them. Then you have:

Survival and make it angsty with some of the contestants dying and having to tough it out with varying success.

Or

Survival and make it funny where all of the contestants survive and just get up to Dino shenanigans and somehow create a mini society while waiting for help.

"And today's challenge campers is to survive out in the wilderness! The Cretaceous wilderness! Good luck!"

....or it could just be that a group/all of them were going to the camp like in cretaceous camp and meet eachother for the first time there.

Alejandro knowing about dinosaurs and the cretaceous period like the nerd he secretly is and Neha knowing basic survival skills because of video games. Or her brothers. Like, give them the exact opposite roles people expect them to have with Ale being the info guy and Neha playing leader of the group. Obviously with the two of them getting together... Eventually. They just swap up roles whenever it suits them tbh.

Idk, I just find the idea reaaaally funny that Neha is actually competent in a lot of stuff and has a ton of different skills that just doesn't apply to her time on total drama. At all. Like at no point has she actually had to use them or if she did, no one noticed

Also, sorry for the late response! I literally just didn't see it in my ask box for some reason.