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spent 3 hours doing my hair only for it to turn out like shit from butt
#lemon rambles#IM GONNA KMSSSS#we're talking blowdry rollers round brush setting spray#it just ended up frizzy!!!#suguru do my hair#need him so bad
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Need to claw at suguru's wide wiiide back...what they feeding him for it to be that size
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Satoru gojo your unfuckable energy has bewitched me. Tall and strong and rich but not a date or crush to your name, just a deadly decade long yearning. Truly a face only geto could love. No one's out here doing it like him.
#lemon rambles#king do you even have a dick#did you ever get to use it#he's a ken doll...#TO MEEE#jjk#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen
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Suguru everyone's sweetheart everyone's crush. Everybody loved you and wanted to get in your pants sooo bad. Rip to world's most beautiful princess gone too soon from the world
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Priest!Suguru I need to corrupt you
#lemon rambles#let me innnnnn#i promise i will be good :3#just gonna look at your robes...#or something...#jjk#jujustu kaisen#geto suguru
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Actually thinking about this again...gojo satoru you have moved me with your single motherism...(whether you are a good mother is a different question but giving you your flowers where they are due)

He really did birth him huh 😭
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Chad no one will be you i fear

#lemon rambles#bleach#bleach manga#chad yasutora#i loveeeee him#want to chew on him and bite him#just lil nibble
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Orihimei inoue i know what you are




#lemon rambles#bleach#bleach manga#this is like the opposite of ehat usually happens in shonen manga#why the heroine have more chemistry with her friend than the male lead lol#I'm here for it thoughhhh#mind you this is all within 1 or 2 volume maybe
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Fell asleep watching an eyebrow asmr video being done by a man and it gave me suguru thoughts...him insisting on doing it for you if you go to someone for it because why would you choose to depend on someone else if you can depend on him??? Is he chopped liver to you??? Anyway anyway in my mind's palace he already knows how to do em because he does his own (even if it's just plucking and trimming) and he learns your routine to do it exactly how you like them...does the whole mapping to shaping and filling because he will not half ass anything especially regarding you. will even put aloe at the end to soothe the sting because he will not allow you to experience any discomfort if he can help it
#lemon rambles#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#geto suguru x reader#anyways this is all to say im tired of plucking mine every 2 business days#but i hate hate going to someone#got my skin ripped the one time i did go for a wax and never again
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Hello, I'm lemon! in my 20's, lover of women, she/her (but I don't really care call me whateva) currently having too much jujutsu kaisen brainrot so mayhaps ramble here and there... also also obsessed with suguru pls talk to me about him i want to know your beautiful and wrinkly brain's microwave spin frequency
Other than jjk I'm currently (and slowly) reading through bungou stray dogs, bleach, naruto, berserk, and skip and loafer...might share thoughts as they pop up. All posts are tagged under #lemon rambles currently but I will figure a proper system later.
I will make a proper pinned later but this shall do for now (actually help me out pls I'm clueless)
Anyways the sillies welcome you to my blog

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Having thoughts about utahime senpai...strict but nice senior who will dote on you if you're good...will reward you if you're on your best behavior...takes you drinking and lovingly shows how to get wasted safely...oughh need to motorboat her WHAT WHO SAID THAT
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So was anyone gonna tell me this frame they choose to put emphasis on in the movie WAS in the manga as well 😭😭😭 gege doing my man dirty!!!
#lemon rambles#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#jjk0#you can not imagine the noise i made after flipping the page#WHAT IS THAT
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GETO'S SUCH A MENACEEEE IN THE JJK0 MANGA omg trifling ass bitch why are you YELLING trying to embarrass him in front of everyone from highschool plsss he looks sad and deflated just standing there taking it 💀
#jjk#lemon rambles#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#jjk0#jjk0 manga#gojo satoru#it's really him standing there taking it for me#it's frying me so bad 😭#STAND UP#mind you this is coming from someone who likes geto#like he's my favorite
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Grieving under the same sunset...satoru knowing he was gonna kill him the next day, suguru knowing he was gonna die the next day.
#jjk#lemon rambles#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#gojo satoru#ohhh these millenial homos have ruined my life#satosugu#stsg#grieving in advance for each other 😭😭😭#oughh shoot me#insane levels of homoeroticism in my shonen
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He really did birth him huh 😭
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#yuji itadori#I'm reading through the manga fdom the start and the funny bits hit harder#lemon rambles
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Using character amsr audios for comfort feels a little embarrassing but it's the only thing that helps to self soothe ( ╥ω╥ )
#lemon rambles#been listening to a lot jjk ones recently...#I'm just going through it lol#it kinda distracts me enough to fet into it#immediate effect#jjk#i shan't say who 😗
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Need to know what he's hair care routine 😩.
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