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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
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Security Units have morning routines too.
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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew
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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?
I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?
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To The Painters of Pompeii - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.
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What is your Hogwarts house?
I'm 31 years old and I have a full time job.
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why would the 2025 editions do this to me? Skip book 5? WHY?
Crimes! Crimes!
#the murderbot diaries#Put a hit out on Tor Publishing Group#I trusted you! You made me skip book 5!
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please I just want to have a silly little time about The Symptoms™
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7.0 Complete!

Mom Mother, Dad Father, and Kid Child (our alts) are set to retire now that our friend's character Papa Pride🏳️🌈 is at the same point in the MSQ as our main characters.
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anticipating an exponential increase in murderbot misgendering so I drew something about it
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*slaps hood of SecUnit* this bad boy can fit so much fucking Autism in it
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What's a video game?
Watch the new episode now on Dropout
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