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Look at me. I’m the zoner now.
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i have never watched neon genesis evangelion
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dinosaurs are so aewsome i think they had fucking guns and shit
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How do you think a raptor would react to being held like hamburger 🤔🤔
Put it down gently and no one will get hurt
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i wish for uppies, my liege (as well as a single girlscout thin mint)
O.kay.
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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you
but i raise you
living in water tower
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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Nemona, 0.1 seconds upon finding out about the Z-A Battle Royale
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