strictly 18+ | fern | 26 | 325 lbs | any pronouns |
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this plumber (in his upper 50s-lower 60s) at my work just rubbed my shoulder and called me beautiful as he was leaving and he is not the first significantly older man to do something similar in the past week??? what vibe am i radiating????? (and how do i do it more 👀)
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i fucking did it again how can i be this bad at eating i literally weigh 300 pounds 😩
i’m halfway through an 11 hour shift and i forgot to bring my lunch and i don’t have money to get food 😭😭😭
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at the bf’s getting stuffed all day 🥴
(if u wanna buy me a treat you can!!)
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got too greedy at the chinese buffet and now my shirt doesn’t fit 😅
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y’all i’m going to a basement punk show and having a threesome tonight!!
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sending slutty little audios and nudes to my irl daddy while he’s at the cigar lounge 🤝 sending gifs of me peeing my pants to my favorite online dad at the same time
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piss yourself and send me pics, i mean what?????
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It's the hips for me 💗
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i’m halfway through an 11 hour shift and i forgot to bring my lunch and i don’t have money to get food 😭😭😭
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it was pneumonia btw 😅
local idiot gets strep throat at work: more on the story if i survive the night 😭
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my city is in a heat advisory and i want ice cream but i do not have ice cream money 😭
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everyone shut up and look at this dress i thrifted for a literal dollar!
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local idiot gets strep throat at work: more on the story if i survive the night 😭
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someone come rub my tummy and hand feed me 🥺👉👈
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got so fat i had to make new shorts 🥴
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started pride month off strong by losing my insurance benefits and getting stuck at work 2 hours past close (and counting) because apparently the other front desk staff doesn’t know how to schedule a perm correctly 😭😭😭
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my boss wants me to do cleaning tasks but she doesn’t know that i have a sick tummy and i will die if i smell cleaning fluid 😭😭😭
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