ferretwhisper
ferretwhisper
hark! the long, furry, noodle speaks words of wisdom.
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ferretwhisper · 5 days ago
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Thank you foe the tag!!!
f- for your love by måneskin
e- espresso by sabrina carpenter
r- rolex by ayo and teo
r- recovery by måneskin
e- enemy by imagine dragons
t- traning season by dua lipa
w- ways to be wicked from the descendants 2 soundtrack
h- hayloft by mother mother
i- in nome del padre by måneskin
s- sofia by clairo
p- pink pony club by chappell roan
e- evergreen by olivia sanabia
r- ransom by lil tecca
YO! open tag! <3
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tagged by @eviecookiie !!!! ty angel!!! :3 💖
mission— spell your real name / name you use on tumblr with songs you like >< ready, set, go !
b: “bimbo” - syris and 6arelyhuman
u: “unfit for human consumption” - carcass
n: “nostalgia” - nocturnal depression
n: “necronomicon” - hypocrisy
i: “i am the legion” - berzerker legion
e: “expandera” - lifelover
tagging (no pressure!): @moonshapedbox @portrait-of-the-jaded-dawn @princessfaerygia @puppyhunger @realifebunny @mogilnys @chownkie @theuwuafterhours @slaughter-zone-entrance @sweetyanderekitten @head-cut @crazycherub @anqelicbf @2manytabsopen @spacezombiez @fentanylaced @gordiemeow @lexibelle and anybody else who would like to participate!!! i love all of you!! 💖✨
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ferretwhisper · 6 days ago
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thank you! open tag! :3
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kinda crazy how the outfit is Super Similar™️ to my marching band uniform
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ok starting a picrew thing bc its fun!!! make urself using this picrew ^__^
☆ tagging @tiranniesu @mortuarydolls @love2much @kirby6aero @motorvehiclecollision @prxincesxo @caramelsprout @cherubg1rl @bunnyheartsurgery @evilwizardgirl @mikitakawife @nivolumab000q ☆
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ferretwhisper · 7 days ago
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thank you oddity!!!!
My art skills
Sounds kinda goofy but i love the way i laugh it sounds like I'm dying
My empathy skills
The way I'm willing to throw hands with anyone that beefs w my homies without knowing the full story just "bro hurt me" will have me pulling up with a sledgehammer and a molotov cocktail
My ability to hyperfocus on a topic and find out every single fact about it(aka autism)
Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-nego-tiable, positivity is cool)
Well, fuck.
(I haven’t made this list yet as I write this little sentence, but @whispywonderland tagged me in this this morning (it’s almost 5 pm as I write this) and I’m still trying to think of five things 😭 I’m not even joking. )
Ig ill figure it out:
1. How creative I am (everyone wrote this for themselves)
2. My style
3. How people trust me enough to vent to me and talk to me (my friendliness (ig) in short)
4. How I was able to survive having a broken arm for a week without realizing I broke it (idk)
5. How I’ve pull people from doing literally absolutely nothing 😭 I don’t know, im just trying to come up with stuff
Im tagging instead of sending asks (it’s hard for me to pick a favorite since I love every person that follows me sm it’s insane) and I left out a couple of people because they’ve already answered:
@fiizzllee123 @stuckinsuperhellspiderverse @wobblystrawberry @ferretwhisper @theoldschooldreamer (they’re barely online but still. They were one of the first people I met when I joined) @ember-ladida @akindapersonwho @skidscares (or @merakinees idk which one you’d answer on), @devi0usn3ss (Ty for liking everything I post lol 🫶🏾) @monster-fucker-mother-fucker
+ any of my followers that want to join
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ferretwhisper · 13 days ago
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
teehee you're all so sillybilly and i appreciate yall!!! <3
i swear i will start posting more!!!
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ferretwhisper · 15 days ago
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me checking up on my friends whenever i can because I'm not nosy i just care a lot
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ferretwhisper · 15 days ago
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me when i get one (1) note on tumblr dot com from my beloved mutuals: they lovme❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏😭😭❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁✨️✨️☝️☝️☝️☝️😁😁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💜💜💜💗❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂i love them 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜 f ried n
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ferretwhisper · 18 days ago
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two special posts are dropping monday 👀👀
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ferretwhisper · 19 days ago
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See what your followers think!
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
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ferretwhisper · 19 days ago
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Get to Know Me!
This is just a fun little thing I’ve been wanting to do since the dawn of time but could never find a post to reblog that satisfied what I wanted. So I made this, feel free to reblog and use it yourself!
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❤️ how tall are you?
🧡 what is your sexuality?
💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself?
💚 where are you from?
🩵 do you have any pets?
💙 do you have any siblings?
💜 describe yourself in five words or less!
🩷 dream job?
🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog
🎂 when is your birthday?
🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)
💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings
🚗 can you drive?
✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled
🎤 have you been to a concert
🎵 favorite artists
🎧 last song you listened too
📺 last show you watched
📝 last thing you wrote
🔐 something no one would guess about you
🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you
🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you
🍓 favorite food
🍅 least favorite food
🍊 favorite season?
🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write
🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be
🫐 some place you’d love to visit
🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you
🍒 what is your earliest memory
🍌 what is one talent you wish you had
💌 why did you start this blog?
✏️ when did you start writing fanfic
🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer
📚 how do you come up with the fics you write
📌 what is the fic you’re know for
🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most
🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for
💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write
❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often
🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time
🪐 favorite shows / series of all time
🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone
🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from
🌹 favorite kinks to write for
🥀 kinks you would never write for
🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged
❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons
☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer
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A couple of in depth questions!
🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change?
⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?
🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome?
🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important
🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?
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ferretwhisper · 20 days ago
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thank you for the tag!!
i would choose to be a maned wolf! they're my favorite animal, and they're so silly and tall!!
My go to clothes from late april-october is a graphic t-shirt, jeans, and flannel! If i deadass panic, I'm wearing my coyote/leopard onesie costume 😭😭
Siren! On a scale of 1-10 i like to sing about 4, but honestly I'm good at it. I have a tenalto voice so just sitting in the water singing with a voice deeper than most women sing with will definitely crash a few ships teehee
we'll call it "bisexual-influenced casual skater with a knack for humor, musical related outdoor activities, and silliness with a hint of lesbianism"(flannel + graphic t-shirt + jeans)
Regular milk, but sweet vanilla flavored almond milk slaps
Cereal before milk gang >:D
Act like you're going to poison their drink. Hold empty vials around them and act suspicious. Always eye the object they're using to drink from. Then, they'll just ask to skip the drink entirely and just take the food. Sike bitch! The food was the poison all along.
@hoppinghare08 @ember-ladida @1tallnerd1 @stuckinsuperhellspiderverse + open tag!
yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode
get to know your mutuals♡
if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)
what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?
are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?
what is your style?
regular milk or plant based milk?
which one do you put first milk or cereal?
fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)
and I'll go first cuz I can
girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?
I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart
anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)
something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other
I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty
regular but only 1,5% fat
CEREAL
sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed
tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006
and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer
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ferretwhisper · 23 days ago
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4 and also what colour would u dye it if you could choose any colour
by definition no it isn't because i weave colorful extensions into my natural hair so the top of my hair is my natural color(black) but until mid-july the middle of my head to the bottom(i have long hair that reaches down to the middle of my back) is multiple shades of purple!
and hmm this is a good question but ngl I've always wanted to dye my hair like an ultramarine blue! maybe not all of it- like a little section of it, and style the rest. thanks for the ask ember!
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ferretwhisper · 24 days ago
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teehee
99 gay-ish asks
how tall are you?
what is your body type?
what is your favorite part about your body?
is your current hair color your natural hair color?
are you more outgoing or more shy?
are you more femme or butch?
are you tol or smol?
wine mom or vodka aunt?
weird habit?
favorite meme?
do you sing in the shower?
ever used a bow and arrow?
are/were you a theatre kid?
have you ever seen a broadway musical?
do you think musicals are cheesy?
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
last movie you watched?
behind the camera or in front of it?
favorite tv show?
meaning behind your url
reason you joined tumblr
who’s your closest tumblr friend?
what’s something most people love that you hate?
have you ever taken narcotics?
have you had sex?
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
describe your passion without mentioning it.
describe your best friend.
give us one thing about you that no one knows.
how do you feel right now?
what is your biggest fear?
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?
something you fantasize about.
last time you cried and why
what was the last thing that made you laugh?
do you really, truly miss someone right now?
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
the last time you felt broken?
are you starting to realize anything?
are you more dominant or more submissive?
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
do you have any kinks?
first thing you notice in a person?
how can someone win your heart?
been rejected by a crush?
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
is trust a big issue for you?
did you hang out with the person you like recently?
is confidence cute?
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
do you want to get married
worst thing you’ve ever done?
three things that turn you on.
who do you hate?
favorite term of endearment?
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
intimidating girls or kind girls?
what do you look for in a possible partner?
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
are you good at flirting?
who was the first person you came out to?
do you have any friends who are wlw?
is your crush wlw?
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
write a short love poem to your crush/self?
do you fall in love easily?
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
are you good at hiding your feelings?
are you a forgiving person?
what is your “type?”
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
tall girls or short girls?
hugs or kisses?
twirl her around or get twirled?
tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
hairline kisses or neck kisses?
play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
making out or soft kisses?
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
how confident are you in your sexuality?
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
what is love to you?
ask me anything.
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ferretwhisper · 25 days ago
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If you can do one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
hello oddity! ough i do so many things 😭 my face answer would be marching band but KNEE PAIN and BACK PAIN and FACE PAIN 💀 so my deeper thought answer would be drawing. I've done it for 8+ years and it's one of my favorite things to do!
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ferretwhisper · 25 days ago
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what character are u analysing
hello ember! I'm doing a psychological analysis of Duchess Swan from ever after high! she's very morally grey so i thought it would be fun! i also used it as an excuse to expand the lore on my original character :3
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ferretwhisper · 25 days ago
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PLEASE SEND ME ASKS THIS CHARACTER ANALYSIS IS BORING INTO MY MIND(I'm almost done though dw i swear it's gonna be awesome)
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ferretwhisper · 26 days ago
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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
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ferretwhisper · 27 days ago
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15: Favorite movie
my favorite movie is Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and Descendants 2!
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