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ok i swear i'm going to bed now

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ghost brothers healing arc real?!?!?!

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yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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i just realized the colors i used in that drawing not only make them look like skittles But also the that handsome devil power hour album art..... if only ford were like orange

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oh yeah i also drew this today. family <3

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a meeting between these two would be either be the most fucked up heartrending shit youve ever seen OR just them cracking stupid jokes and laughing because they think they're the funniest people on earth

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

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this is the most annoying phenomenon in the world bar none

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bro you're seizing the day too much you're gonna give yourself carpal diem

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Made a little girl cry today.

I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing a concoction of vinegar, baking soda, food coloring, soap, and glitter, all according to her specifications. I had her stir it, and then when it was ready, I procured a little glass pebble, dipped it into the potion, and told her to place it under her brother’s bed to turn him into a frog by morning.

When I held it out to her, she started bawling, and explained that she didn’t really want her brother to turn into a frog, she loved him, and she didn’t want my magic after all. 

“That’s okay,” I said. “This just means you’re a good sister.”

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FUCK YEAH BABEY

FEZ FE FEZ FEZ FEZ FEZ FEZ

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FEZ FE FEZ FEZ FEZ FEZ FEZ

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this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS

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my kuchipatchi plush comes to life to help me

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it’s funny because boobs.

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i did the thing

(my own rendition of the amazing @robbiedrancid 's art ofc)

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WHY WON'T YOU STAY? WHY WON'T YOU STOP DYING?

for @chocolatemalt, my orv bestie, we'll sob about kim dokja together one day.

unknown // in image // in image // in image // in image // in image // in image // in image // in image // Against Silence, Frank Bidart // in image // unknown [the pin disappered :( ] // Richard Siken, Crush