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george is too relatable

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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

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Taking a shot at "Conclave" fic, as promised:

More Certain Than the Light

(Pairing: Benítez/Lawrence; Rating: M; Word Count: 8,000)

Teaser:

Benítez tilts his head a fraction closer, conspiratorial. “It’s a pity our devices have been confiscated for the time that we’re sequestered here. I would’ve suggested sneaking off to exchange more music recommendations since you’ve demonstrated taste.”

“Dally any longer, and I fear neither of us will be in anyone’s good graces,” Thomas replies as O’Malley as he sweeps past. “But I would’ve…” He glances furtively at Benítez; for an instant, it’s the thrill of misbehaving at seminary again. “I would’ve liked that.”

“There’s a computer in the office.”

“We’d have to cross Sister Agnes.”

“Ah. Never mind that idea, then.”

Oh, the things I would’ve liked had we been young men together, Thomas thinks wistfully as they approach the dining room. I would’ve liked you.

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it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

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Jimmy Wright, Ice Bear

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It's the last day of April

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But… he seemed so relieved he was gone. It pissed me off. It felt like he was accusing me of something.

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David Jacobs wears his tie in a perfect four-in-hand knot and has his vest buttoned and doesn't lie because lying is wrong and he holds Les's hand when they cross the street if it's busy and is home by sundown and dutifully does his homework even when he hates it because that's what's expected of him and does his best to avoid causing problems wherever he goes, he keeps his head down and does his best to fly below the radar.

Davey Jacobs loosens his tie as soon as he's out the front door and rolls up his sleeves and drops his vest on the floor as soon as he has the chance and he laughs when Les starts a wrestling match or steals somebody else's wooden sword to start a swordfight on the street and he kisses his mother's cheek and says sorry mama I lost track of time when he gets home two hours later than planned and he's loud and talkative and brash and a little impulsive, he's in over his head and swimming against the current instead of letting himself drown, he's go no idea what he's doing but he's figuring it out for himself instead of letting other people tell him what to do.

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She conc on my clave till I pontificate idk

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funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

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i liked this movie a lot

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Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

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grant us a Pope who doubts 🕊

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As promised, a Clary Plumber in honor of @piedoesnotequalpi's FANTASTIC Clarence Plumber fic I want my own dream (so bad I'm gonna scream)

Eventually I'll finish my own Clary Plumber AU fic, but in the meantime enjoy Isabel's and my handful of drawings <3