fetusbaconegg
fetusbaconegg
Skeleton Self-shipper extraordinare
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A blog dedícated to simping for Sans, Gaster and Swap Papyrus maybe talking about undertaleIf you are a Chara or Kris stan get the fuck out of here
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fetusbaconegg · 9 hours ago
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She became Jax's sidekick instead of being her own character
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I won’t complain tho
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fetusbaconegg · 1 day ago
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Gen z Is so stupid i swear to god
Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
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fetusbaconegg · 3 days ago
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I think as long as he doesn't get any meat scent we would be ok (and of course we would have to offer him food preferably ketchup)
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fetusbaconegg · 3 days ago
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Tbh it makes me angry because it takes away from him canonically trying to punish himself. (Since he does feed Papyrus and the rest of Snowdin humans) And they don't address that Undyne literally feeds her guards with other monsters (which is actual cannibalism)
As the resident horror simp I must clarify some stuff
1.- WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE THINK HES A CANNIBAL? One Cannibal would mean he eats monsters because cannibal means eating someone who's of your same species and he never does that and two he hasn't eaten in 7 years according to HT lore. He's not above killing humans but he doesn't eat them
2.- WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HIS MAGIC IS WEAK?! He literally lifts up an entire bone maze the second Aliza pisses him off. He is also shown teleporting in the same comic and he lobotomized Alphys and killed a guard using his bone attacks. The only thing he doesn't have is the blasters and the karma power.
3.- WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE IS STUPID?! he's very much not. Yes he does have some brain damage from his eye removal but it just made him have retrograde amnesia and mood swings it didn't make him dumb. He does get feral when he's hungry as does every monster in horrortale but as soon as he snaps out of it he's back to normal sans level of intelligence
4.- Horror ain't evil. He has a very short temper and is a bit of a jerk but he's not downright evil. He tried to kill Aliza once out of Toriels request and then he didn't try again until he thought she had broken the rules.
Tbh the only cool thing of fanon is making him huge because love me a big soft huggable king
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fetusbaconegg · 4 days ago
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fandoms are so funny. it starts with a regular, fun k-pop demon hunters polycule and then you blink and everyone ships bobby with the devil
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fetusbaconegg · 4 days ago
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I have been thinking
Human horror sans would just be a mix of Jason Vorhees and Bob Velseeb
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fetusbaconegg · 4 days ago
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I'll give you your damn furry bait.
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fetusbaconegg · 4 days ago
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Oh, I can't wait for episode 6...
And also the PEW PEW team!!
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fetusbaconegg · 4 days ago
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UNC HAS HAD ENOUGH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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fetusbaconegg · 4 days ago
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fetusbaconegg · 5 days ago
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Hey. I think I hate you.
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fetusbaconegg · 5 days ago
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Why is this the reaction of most antis in these comments? This, and many of their other responses to people who defend dark fiction, is to tell them to kill themselves. How is this normal? Are they all children and should I just ignore it, or are there really such degenerates among the adult population with me?
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fetusbaconegg · 5 days ago
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Reblog if your f/o makes you snort laugh 😃
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fetusbaconegg · 5 days ago
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The Doc
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The Doc
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fetusbaconegg · 5 days ago
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whatever you say man
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fetusbaconegg · 6 days ago
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My singular addition to corestrings
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