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good taste gang

have you been listening to the same 4 songs in repeat for the past two months? mood. but guess what, ive come to ease your quarantine, if only for a few hours. here are some playlists i made public.

songs that fuck. song that SLAP. i know the term slap is thrown around a lot these days by ppl with bad taste but i swear these are ACTUAL bangers. listen to this to dance around your room/sing in the shower.

these also fuck but theyre more lowkey. listen to this while you’re making dinner with the love of your life. or while lying in your bed alone hoping you had a love of your life, i dont know your setup.

this wasn’t supposed to be cottagecore but. it kinda is. *josh nichols voice* i do not control the playlists.

space jams. electronic and synth music that makes you feel like you’re in a space shuttle. is there an unknown extraterrestial lifeform hanging outside your door waiting for you to get distracted so it can break in? maybe so. listen to it at night. or while high idk.

its 1985 and you’re a teenager in a cabin in the woods with your friends. theres’s a serial killer maniac on the premises. good luck.

rock songs to drop acid to. or just to vibe if you’re sober.

do. do you ever yearn? do you ever crave? Anaïs Mitchell…………..

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concept playlists

feel better;  it’s been a long week, not moving from your permanently dark bedroom, your phone forgotten under the bed with a hundred missed messages, but you’re finally opening your eyes and seeing a sliver of early morning sunlight filter in behind the curtains that a mysterious breeze blew open.

daisy chains;  it’s late spring or early summer and you’re dozing with your best friends in the grass, the slow and peaceful brush of the warm breeze keeping you in that state of just waking from a pleasant dream.

songs to run away to;  you’re packing an overnight bag and taking the first bus out of the city. you’re not exactly running away, but you don’t plan on coming back. all you know is that your only goal is to keep on running.

classical jams;  it’s your fancy neighbour’s annual ball held in their gothic castle and you’re getting turnt to tchaikovsky while very deliberately disappointing your parents who wanted you to use the occasion to find an upstanding suitor.

dark academia but it slaps;  vague fuck the school system vibes, doing stupid shit with your close friends, caffeinated all-nighters, a chaotic gleam in your eye as you throw paper planes made from your essays out of the highest window in campus, not knowing if your friend really did commit murder. in this household we don’t take ourselves too seriously.

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Finally did it…. lol Based on ehjaybones’s headcanon. <:

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The mashup you never thought would work

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old bops

1. ride wit me - nelly 2. yeah! - usher 3. in da club - 50 cent 4. buy u a drank - t-pain 5. i wanna love you - akon 6. let me love you - mario 7. my boo - usher 8. temperature - sean paul 9. i’m n luv wit a stripper - t-pain 10. suga suga - baby bash 11. ms. jackson -outkast 12. what’s luv? - fat joe and ashanti 13. one, two step - ciara and missy elliot 14. goodies - ciara 15. miss. independent - ne-yo 16. get ur freak on - missy elliott 17. work it - missy elliot 18. gossip folks - missy elliot 19. love don’t cost a thing - jennifer lopez 20. this is how we do it - montell jordan 21. promiscuous - nelly furtado 22. say my name - destiny’s child 23. survivor - destiny’s child 24. sk8er boi - avril lavigne 25. tie me down - new boyz 26. lonely - akon 27. changes - 2pac 28. i’ll be missing you - diddy and faith evans 29. i miss you - blink 182 30. me & u - cassie 31. butterfly - crazy town 32. it wasn’t me - shaggy 33. leavin - jesse mccartney 34. shake it - metro station 35. fall for you - secondhand serenade 36. mr. brightside - the killers 37. thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy 38. shut up and drive - rihanna 39. halo - beyoncé 40. i write sins, not tragedies - panic! at the disco 41. you da one - rihanna 42. countdown - beyoncé 43. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney 44. no air - jordin sparks 45. i want it that way - backstreet boys 46. snow (hey oh) - red hot chili peppers 47. it was a good day - ice cube 48. killing me softly with his song - fugees 49. miami - will smith 50. complicated - avril lavigne 51. juicy - biggie 52. whenever, wherever - shakira 53. rich girl - gwen stefani 54. as long as you love me - backstreet boys 55. stacy’s mom - fountains of wayne 56. ghetto gospel - 2pac 57. so yesterday - hillary duff 58. somebody told me - the killers 59. when you were young - the killers 60. getting jiggy wit it - will smith 61. gangsta’s paradise - coolio 62. wonderwall - oasis 63. i get around - 2pac 64. p.y.t - michael jackson 65. too little too late - jojo 66. come clean - hillary duff

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Beca Mitchell - Human

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We, as a community, deserve a full version of Chloe and Beca’s Titanium cover, their harmonising was beautiful and-

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I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

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The Sex Elf

(Bechloe one-shot, 10k words)

Merry Pitchmas, awesome nerds! I didn’t do the official Secret Santa thing because I was so paranoid I wouldn’t get this done in time and didn’t want to disappoint anyone, but I’d like to gift it to the Bechloe fandom in general, and most especially to @annakendrick4ever , because she’s been so supportive of my fics and is just an all-around sweetheart. I hope everyone who celebrates Christmas had a great holiday!

Not for the first time tonight, Beca finds herself wondering if it’s wrong to be this horny on Christmas Eve.

Because it feels wrong. Dirty, somehow. Not seasonally appropriate. After all, Christmas is supposed to be about wholesome, childlike, non-sexual things. Family things.

But then, the whole notion of family is precisely what’s put her into this situation, Beca muses, as she clumsily wields a screwdriver in an attempt to secure the wheel onto a doll stroller intended for her four-year-old daughter. Family, and the fact that in approximately five months theirs - hers and Chloe’s - is set to expand by two. And, most crucially, the fact that she’s the one carrying those two, and thus the one dealing with all the crazy, out of control hormones that pregnancy has brought in its wake.

For the ninth or tenth time in the past fifteen minutes, Beca finds her gaze drawn against her will to the other side of the master bedroom, where Chloe is wrapping presents, using their king size bed as her table. She’s got all her materials laid out on it; shopping bags full of gifts, ribbons, bows, tags, scissors and tape, boxes, and half a dozen rolls of wrapping paper, chosen specifically for color variety. But it’s not the paper or the presents that are drawing Beca’s attention, it’s Chloe herself. From here, Beca can only see her from the back. She’s dressed in a dark green romper printed with tiny red and white candy canes. In addition to this, she’s sporting fuzzy Christmas socks, dangly snowflake earrings, and a headband with a pair of perky cloth reindeer antlers. The fact that in spite of this ridiculous ensemble, Beca finds herself gazing at her lustfully says a lot about the current state of her libido.

Because no matter how hard she tries, her mind keeps sliding right back to sex. Her entire body is suffused with a kind of sensual energy like nothing she’s ever felt before, and it’s never satisfied for long. The fact that she’s already partaken of some afternoon delight today means nothing, because that was hours and hours ago, and these days the urges cycle back around continuously, with no let-up, multiple times every day.

Idly, she finds herself wondering, Is this what Stacie feels like all the time? Is that why she-

No. Picturing Stacie’s sex life is not going to help. Dolls. Strollers. Christmas. Wholesome family things. That’s what she needs to be thinking about. Focus, she commands herself.  

“How’s it goin’ over there, Mrs. Claus?” Chloe calls to her, as if sensing her distraction.

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