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This is really cool- but also-

imperial finger hierarchy

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Stupid, chauvinist misogyny: Men are X, which is good, while Women are Y, which is bad

Woke, Feminist Take: Men are X, which is reactionary, while women are Y, which is enlightened

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I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.

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In the animal kingdom, having horns or antlers is the equivalent of having a sword. It looks cool and dangerous but it's only really useful against others with swords and aware of the rules for swordfighting.

Being a predator is the equivalent of having a gun.

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hello, non trans man. in front of you is a fat trans man with a beard that hes very proud of, but you dont like his beard, because you dont like trans men having facial hair and ESPECIALLY not fat trans men. to escape my trap, all you have to do is not body shame this trans man. if you cant do this, the bomb on your chest will det-oh there they go

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Shout out to small town trans girls. It's lonely when everyone knows your dead name but your killing it and I'm proud of you

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cat owners: this is my cat his name is nippy baby he loves biting me and scratching me and laying in my computer and hes a total asshole i love him more than i love myself

dog owners: this is my boy youper hes the sweetest goodest boy toull ever meet he loves running in circles and doing cool tricks like lay down and sit down and he is literally so sweet i think i want to marry him

reptile owners: yuuup thats my boy gurt. wanna watch him eat a cicada

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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

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if the satanic panic was happening now a lot of you guys would be like “DNI if you don’t believe survivors of satanic ritual abuse at daycare”

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I've been bedridden for the last 9 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive.

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I need dick on a new level never before seen

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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition