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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
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i can鈥檛 wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can鈥檛 get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
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I don鈥檛 know how we鈥檙e letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
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Surely this year, my good friend Jonathan Harker is gonna get the hot girl summer he deserves.
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Happy Normal Trip East Day!
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I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip
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Yeah you could say I鈥檓 doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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