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every time you he/him kris in my comments another one of these spawns on my computer
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system
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Had a dream there was a new way to share a post that automatically screenshotted and put a water filter over the whole thing and posted it as a standalone post. The feature was called “attack this post” in bright red text
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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
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Today's LGBT+ Character is;

Bubs from Space Sweepers-Transgender Woman
Species: Android
Requested by @fenny-v1
Status: Alive
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How much violence it takes to decolonize will always be a function of how much violence the colonizers bring to the process.
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Important addition!

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of
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I love when kids mention media you were enjoying before they were even born and you're like "i know that media" and they're like
>: O !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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Arsenal fan erasure
actually i would assume with even light context clues it would have been very easy to differentiate between a goon (henchman) and a gooner (participating in a special overstimulating edging kink) but because the internet (and honestly society at large) loves their little love-hate fascination with novel perverts we didn't even get the chance to try to co-exist. they even watered down what gooning means because some normies wanted to take some topical pot-shots at anyone who's horny at all.
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trying to assassinate a rich woman for a client and her headmaid went to the same assassin school as me fml
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