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cambridge colleges as harry potter characters

Churchill - Fred and George. No delusions of grandeur. Always having a good time and fun to be around. Corpus - Professor Trelawney. Wants to be taken seriously. Stirs up drama to get attention. The most extra. Does have the occasional moment of wisdom. Christ’s - Lee Jordan. Like Fred and George, is a lot of fun. Has way better style though. Catz - Rita Skeeter. The most annoying. Caius - Luna. Kinda mysterious. Somehow in the centre of things but easily skipped over. Beautiful and quirky once you take notice. Clare - McGonagall. Does everything by the book and is outwardly strict. Cares very deeply though. Just needs to learn to unwind. Clare Hall - Filch. Squib. Downing - Angelina Johnson. Works hard and has her life together. And is really hot. Everyone has a huge crush on her. Darwin - Bill Weasley. A straight edged and decent guy. Slightly dull. Emma - Neville. Lowkey the true hero of the story. Comes from big things, and could have been the Chosen One. Never quite gets it together, but is the happiest bundle of sunshine so no one cares. Fitz - Molly Weasley. Will knit you too many jumpers and bake too many cookies. A genuine sweetheart. Girton - Krum. Sporty. Hot. A solid guy. Too far off to be relevant though. Homerton - Hermione. Tries hard and loves learning. Isn’t going to let her outsider’s background slow her down. Hughes Hall - Charlie Weasley. Sounds like a riot (dragons, people, dragons!!). Shame he’s older than the main crew so you never get to meet him. Jesus - Draco. Undoubtedly has the best stuff. But having money isn’t a substitute for a personality. Johns - Snape. People seem to look over the fact he’s a horrible person because he did something good once. Slytherin to the core. Kings - Dumbledore. Old and impressive. Retconned as gay/communist. Lucy Cav - Fleur Delacour. Picture perfect. Is very sorted. More ballsy than you’d expect. Magdalene - Sirius. Used to be very rock ‘n roll. Seen some shit, though, and now drinks because of depression. Good at heart. Medwards - Ginny. Young and fiery. Aspires to be as cool as Tonks but will never quite get there. Newnham - Tonks. A rad lady. Deserves better. Pembroke - Lockhart. Fancies itself and kinda pompous. Overall fairly harmless and it is very pretty. Peterhouse - Harry. The OG. A good laugh but is often moody and can be a jerk. Central, but not nearly as interesting as the others surrounding it. Queens - Lupin. A teensy bit shabby. Feels slightly hard done to. But genuinely lovely - you just want to give them a big hug. Robinson - Umbridge. Peculiar habit of dressing in just one colour. Unwanted newcomer to the group. We’re still waiting for the centaurs to deal with this one, though. Sidney - Ron. Needs to get it’s priorities straight. Chose a sucky location with no expansion space just to be close to the food. Selwyn - James + Lily Potter. Fun, smart, attractive, caring. Seems like a home. St Edmunds - Oliver Wood. A background character. Passionate about sports. 10/10 would bang. Trinity - Fudge. Old, stuffy, stuck in its ways. Who put them in charge of a shit ton of money? Tit Hall - Percy Weasley. Biggest suck-up. Thinks Trin is the greatest. Wolfson - Lavender Brown. Supposedly the diverse college. In the same way that for the majority of her screentime, Lavender is white, but she is black in a few background shots.

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Kirk: When are you free?

Bones: Im forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly ‘free’ but I don't really have plans all next week except for monday.

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Natasha: Too scared or too shy?

Steve: Too gay. 

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How the Winter Soldier shot Nick Fury

I’ve been wanting to make a post about this for a while, even though I might be the only person invested in this, but anyway, here we go. I’ve seen mentioned several times, in posts about the movie and in fics that the Winter Soldier shot Nick Fury through the window of Steve’s apartment, and every time it makes me groan in frustration because no.

The Winter Soldier didn’t shoot Fury through a window, he shot him through a wall, and I don’t know about you, but it seems like a pretty big difference to me.

(bullet hole in the wall!!)

When I saw the scene the first time, I remember thinking holy shit??? that’s crazy, and for me that’s when the Winter Soldier really became a real, terrifyingly good assassin, that’s when his image as a serious threat solidified.

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Bucky + Tweets (part 1) [Bucky part 2] [Steve]

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pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

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So what if the next Deadpool movie started like every white teen movie?

*valley girl voice* hi, My name's Wade.... And I'm not like those other girls, oh no. I'm not a cheerleader, or emo, or a nerd. I'm just Wade. *pan over to Spider-Man". That's Peter. He is soooo hot. He's like if Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield had a baby. *pans back to him* but me? I'm just Wade. And this is my story * Dirty Little Secret plays*

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Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.

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I see so many of those “lol the winter soldier attacks in broad daylight how’s that for a ghost” posts and I’m like. you’re missing the point he’s a ghost because apart from the “dozen or so assassinations” he doesn’t exist. he appears as if out of thin air and disappears again just like that and he’s not anywhere to be found. he’s not an assassin you can trace - no purchases, no home, no grocery shopping - you’re not going to find him because he doesn’t go to the convenience store for cigarettes on his way back from a mission, he doesn’t have multiple passports to get through security at airports. he doesn’t have an identity that can be profiled. because between missions he’s frozen down like a sack of meat. he doesn’t need multiple passports because he’s transported as goods. he doesn’t buy cigarettes because it’s not like the winter soldier gets furlough, much less smoke breaks. he’s a ghost, and it has nothing to do with his methods of assassination.

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NO ONE CAN TELL ME THAT HE DOESN'T ENJOY OR RELISH THE MISSION - NOT SO MUCH THE KILLING PART WHICH IS THE END GOAL - BUT THE OVERALL PROCES  ●.THE STALKING; THE FINDING; THE HONING; THE STRATEGY; CALCULATING HIS TRAJECTORIES AND PICKING HIS WEAPONS AND FOLLOWING AND EXECUTING  ●.THE ORDERS TO AN T; AND GIVING ORDERS HIMSELF TO THE MEN WHO'D PUT A BULLET IN HIS BRAIN IF HE SO MUCH AS TWITCHED  ●.OUT OF PROTOCOL; BEING ABLE TO GIVE ORDERS IN THE FIRST PLACE AND BEING ABLE TO DECIDE WHAT GETS DONE NEXT  ●.THERE'S A LEVEL OF AUTONOMY HE GETS RUNNING A MISSION THAN HE GETS ANYWHERE ELSE; AND IT'S ONLY ON A MISSION  ●.THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON - EVERY OTHER TIME HE'S A CHILD WAITING FOR A HIDING  ●.THE WINTER SOLDIER IS NOT A SPY AND THE WINTER SOLDIER IS NOT AN UNDERCOVER AGENT; THE WINTER SOLDIER ISN'T AN AGENT AS IN  ●.HE HAS NO AGENCY; HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP HIMSELF ALIVE FOR AN EXTENDED AMOUNT OF TIME WITHOUT AN EXTRACTION TEAM  ●.HE'S A GUN THAT YOU JUST POINT AND SHOOT; BUT HE'S STILL A PERSON UNDER THAT AND EVEN IF HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT -  ●.HE'D RELISH THE AGENCY. HE'D RELISH THE MOMENTARY FREEDOM HE GETS NO MATTER HOW MEANINGLESS AND SMALL IT IS

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just a little reminder

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bucky barnes, oldest of four children, master of bandaging scraped knees, cleaning grubby little-child hands and sewing patches onto worn day-dresses

bucky barnes, barely two coins to rub together but he doesn’t have to look it. his shoes are always shined and his hair is always coiffed. though his coat’s two years out of style, he keeps it clean and ironed, sewing up tears with neat, near-invisible stitches

bucky barnes, sergeant. men from all around camp, busted pack straps and torn shirts and unhemmed uniform pants in their hands. they pay him in cigarettes, chocolate rations, contraband booze. sometimes he’ll take his payment in company and dirty jokes as he stitches by the white glow of the flashlight pinned between his knees. 

bucky barnes the asset. the asset is defending his position. awaiting extraction. he is wounded, a long, bleeding gash up his forearm where he’d forced it through a broken window. he finds a thin nail. alcohol. tears a thread from his bloodied undershirt. he grits his teeth as he forces his makeshift needle through skin and muscle.

his stitches are as neat as they’d ever been. 

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marvel edition- inspired by (x)

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