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We've waited enough! Time to see...

Hi!

I forgot about this blog! *VERY* sorry. I'm half-asleep right now, but I promise to start the final round soon!

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To the few of you who regularly check this blog, listen up! This shit is so unreasonable it'd stun any of the bastards in this tournament!

RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT

KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!

IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

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Posted May 18, 2024.

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Hi!

I forgot about this blog! *VERY* sorry. I'm half-asleep right now, but I promise to start the final round soon!

[fictional-megacorp-tournament]

Hi!

I forgot about this blog! *VERY* sorry. I'm half-asleep right now, but I promise to start the final round soon!

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reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

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The Penultimate Round Begins!

The Seventh Seeded RobCo Industries is up against the third seeded Aperture Science! Robco has edged out the competition in it's previous two matches, whereas Aperture defeated it's first opponent in a landslide! So: Will RobCo keep up their winning steak, or will Aperture find yet another shortcut to success.

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The Penultimate Round Begins!

Our first bracket shows the 8th seeded ASU-NARO facing the fifth seeded Alterra Corporation! So far Alterra has seen rough sailing in it's only match, and it's up against the Darkhorse that is ASU-NARO! Will Alterra manage to soar over it's competition, or will ASU-NARO keep euthanizing it's opponents?

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Let me RB on the right account for once. But yes, what other blog me said.

The next round will begin shorty.

But first: There's been a slight incident with Macro Cosmos' energy sector. We assure you it was a freak accident. Our inspectors are on in right now. Multiple shareholders have also pulled out of FICSIT due to ethical conflicts. But they'll manage, I'm sure. Arasaka is having a minor hardware malfunction. They're engineers assure us it's an easy fix. Just... don't overuse augmentations in the meantime. Halcyon is currently dealing with a few... pension negotiations. But I assure you the commonfolk will be calmed soon... Now, I have to go double-check my safe-room. Happy toiling!

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This is a mess.

amazing miss sigma! youre truly skibidi at rizzing up peoples hearts! fanum tax, the rest of you… the rizzlers… don’t you edge your mewing streak?

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I liked Tof's reblog of it.

amazing miss sigma! youre truly skibidi at rizzing up peoples hearts! fanum tax, the rest of you… the rizzlers… don’t you edge your mewing streak?

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I'm waiting for this to get traction to start the next round. I don't want to end up with like ten votes.

The next round will begin shorty.

But first: There's been a slight incident with Macro Cosmos' energy sector. We assure you it was a freak accident. Our inspectors are on in right now. Multiple shareholders have also pulled out of FICSIT due to ethical conflicts. But they'll manage, I'm sure. Arasaka is having a minor hardware malfunction. They're engineers assure us it's an easy fix. Just... don't overuse augmentations in the meantime. Halcyon is currently dealing with a few... pension negotiations. But I assure you the commonfolk will be calmed soon... Now, I have to go double-check my safe-room. Happy toiling!

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The next round will begin shorty.

But first: There's been a slight incident with Macro Cosmos' energy sector. We assure you it was a freak accident. Our inspectors are on in right now. Multiple shareholders have also pulled out of FICSIT due to ethical conflicts. But they'll manage, I'm sure. Arasaka is having a minor hardware malfunction. They're engineers assure us it's an easy fix. Just... don't overuse augmentations in the meantime. Halcyon is currently dealing with a few... pension negotiations. But I assure you the commonfolk will be calmed soon... Now, I have to go double-check my safe-room. Happy toiling!

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I will be doing multiple of these, so I'll keep that one in mind!

Next, we have the fourth seeded FICSIT facing against fifth seeded Alterra.

Both space-faring megacorporation that level entire planets for profit that treat their employees' lives with complete disregard.

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Small bit of house-keeping:

You likely noticed, but I'm using custom markers for the eliminated megacorps. I am happily accepting suggestions! That's all. Happy toiling!

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Ahem, that last match was unprofessional.

Third seeded Aperture is facing off against sixth seeded Macro Cosmos.

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Tumblr deleted this *twice* already.

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Next, we have the fourth seeded FICSIT facing against fifth seeded Alterra.

Both space-faring megacorporation that level entire planets for profit that treat their employees' lives with complete disregard.