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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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“In the story we are telling - It was quite young when they started and now they’re like 3000 years old. They’re really good at being married. They fight easily and they fight well and they make up really well and they love each other and it’s still sexy and hot. Which I think is cool.”

— Amber Gray, on Hades and Persephone 

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what if you started a new JOB after faking your identity to catch a TERRORIST and SERIAL KILLER. then at your new JOB as a federal AGENT, your random BISEXUAL and MOODY co-worker who you've barely gotten to know decides he HATES you when you're already struggling to fit in. but little do you know he's on hard DRUGS and moody af and has decided you SUCK.

but little do you KNOW that little BITCH is going to become one of your BESTIES and you will quite literally commit CRIMES for one another.

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it's so interesting how blankets only have 4 corners until the very moment you try to untangle them because the stupid tag is in your face and suddenly they have an infinite amount of corners. anything is possible except for getting the blanket straightened out. what's that about.

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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I just killed 87 women #misogynist

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hey so i thought about orpheus and eurydice too hard now im crying.

i keep thinking about how the walls were singing back to orpheus. AND I IMAGINE IT IS PAST VERSIONS OF ORPHEUS BEGGING HIM NOT TO TURN AROUND AGAIN, PLEADING BUT HE WILL BECAUSE HE ALWAYS WILL AND IT MAKES ME SO ILL WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA DIE

[fictionalized-lesbian]

my favorite marriage candidates on magazine covers

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

[fictionalized-lesbian]

I think it's unfair that dressing boys in maid outfits is more popular than dressing girls in butler outfits. There should be solidarity and equality.

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CINDERELLA (1950) DIR. CLYDE GERONOMI, HAMILTON LUSKE & WILFRED JACKSON

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reblog if u like titties

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

[fictionalized-lesbian]

why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

[fictionalized-lesbian]

i read all your posts with attention. it's like the newspaper

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.