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“Where the battery” says the kitty cat. “Perpetual motion is physically impossible” she cries

Perpetual motion wunkchine

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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yippee :)

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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

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Greatest personal life section I have ever seen

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Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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funniest language thing in modern greek is that the word for baby/infant is “moro” which literally means “idiot.” like someone looked at a baby 1000 years ago and was like “this guy doesnt know shit.”

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character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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'stockholm syndrome' being invented by a police negotiator to explain away why a hostage said police actions were making her and the other hostages feel unsafe is like. yeah