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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

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slowly becoming the designated DIY guy of my household not because of any skill or training but because im the only person with the hubris to say 'fuck it hand me a drill how hard can it be." highly reccomend it because it gives a butch thrill that cannot be matched. i understand why suburban dads are like this now. im unstoppable.

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working in retail

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This is the correct take. I hung out on a lot of grey and white bare-bones black text forums with names like Forum Roleplay Dot Com or RolePlay Boards or Fantasy RP Boards. None of them stood out in any way and I rotated through them based on which one was busiest that day.

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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WAS TALKING IN DMS WITH SOMEONE WHAT IS THAT EMOJI WHERE ARE IT'S EYES

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Utterly Relaxed Leopard

Photographer: Irene Nathanson

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

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Am I crazy for thinking these people might have developed a little bit of a parasocial relationship with the anime horse girls? Like getting offended on behalf of a dead horse. And beyond that, using “she/her” for Silence Suzuka. Silence Suzuka was a male horse. He was not an anime horse girl.

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I love music by straight women that is moving and genius and profound but you can tell the guy shes talking about is literally not ensouled and shes fucking completely imagining 95% of what shes talking about. I love your beautiful mind angel

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Visit my Etsy shop, Lmigi's Proxies!

Artist Credit: Wraith615_

Still Alive [Miscellaneous Proxy]

Everyone's favorite maniacal killer robot! GLaDOS is online, made up of all the different personality cores Aperature Science shoved right in there!

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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it's frito friday! reblog to fuck the fritos or whatever. theyre makign me work overtime. what ever. i don;t give a chip.