fight--wing
fight--wing
"Robin"
298 posts
(This is a RP blog)Damian al GhulHe/Him#1 Batman Hater
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fight--wing · 6 months ago
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Hello Jason, how are you, Jason? Thank you for checking in on me and not actually extending an invitation, Jason. I will be deliberately bringing something I know that your alternate self from my timeline never liked.
@fight--wing you’re coming over to Sunday dinner. Bring an appetizer. This is not a request.
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fight--wing · 6 months ago
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I'll pass.
Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.
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fight--wing · 6 months ago
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I am not in fact, on Santa's good list.
Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.
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fight--wing · 7 months ago
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Yeah, it can be fun.
Still bored? I have a few guns I stole off of my Jason that I'll teach you to shoot.
Oooo that sounds like fun!
Yes, please!
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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I'm aware. That has nothing to do with the fact I know she lectured you about hygiene.
Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.
Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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So you're telling me he was just lazy?
Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.
Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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@death-and-dahlias Did you have to purchase Jason a book on basic hygiene for dummies?
Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.
Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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I wash my hair twice a week using a sulfate free low suds shampoo. Which is more than what you can brag about, apparently.
Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.
Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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Why am I not surprised that your hygienic habits traumatize people too?
Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.
Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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*stacks bagels on your head*
~ Nua, @batcave-secret-room
Nua, stop this immediately.
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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Leave me out of your nonsense.
I love needlessly gendered products that are for men, it's so funny to me. Dude wipes, for A MAN. MAN HYGIENE. AFTER A MAN SHIT. Lip balm for men. MAN BALM. FOR MAN LIPS. MEN CHAPPING IS A DIFFERENT BREED OF CHAPPED. Shampoo for MEN. MAN DETERGENT FOR MAN HAIR. Man stuff
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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Like a child, he gets into things he knows he shouldn't.
Fellas-
Should i take the urinal mushrooms?
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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Did you mean tighty whities?
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Should i take the urinal mushrooms?
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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It sounds like a guaranteed trip to the ER.
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Should i take the urinal mushrooms?
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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I know that I don't.
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Should i take the urinal mushrooms?
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fight--wing · 8 months ago
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What the fuck does that have to do with you wanting to touch urinal mushrooms?
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Should i take the urinal mushrooms?
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