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apologies for the complaining about ninja gaiden for the millionth time but I want people to understand that the series is NOT dark souls, soulslike or whatever, no itâs a genuinely punishing experience when youâre not displaying peak performance. Itâs a game for sadomascochists. If youâre not that, then this game will NEVER click with you.
#shallow rambles#shallow is yelling about ninja gaiden (again!)#ninja gaiden is like an on-and-off again boyfriend/girlfriend.#okay might be exaggerating the sadomascohist part but like. this game series is NOT for everyone.
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I understand that Ninja Gaidenâs difficulty only comes about as enemies just hitting harder than usual (which honestly is such a cheap way to make the game âharderâ, like that kind of difficulty makes my eye roll), but I think itâs unfair if CPU human clone Ryuâs Izuna drop does more damage than mine. Like idk man seems unfair, either give them the same damage output REGARDLESS of the difficulty, or make them both overpowered as fuck.
#master mode doesnât feel worth it. You knees the RNG gods on your side and unfortunately they arenât on my side :(#trying leader difficulty and itâs not much better but Iâve at least completed a few of them.#shallow rambles
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desperately want to try and win one of the harder ninja trials in razorâs edge but unfortunately I can never successfully finish the first wave of enemies⌠and the worst part is when you have the Boss in the arena and their attacks can one shot you. And itâs like. :| why do I even bother..
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ive been in a good art mood nows ur chance to commission me âď¸
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Everyone's getting mad at the Switch 2 but the Stop Killing Games initiative is still missing 550k (over half) required signatures and there's only 2 months left.
So if you're an EU citizen take the 2 minutes it takes to sign it. A law change in the EU would also benefit non-EU citizens.
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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thereâs a big difference between âiâm sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed offâ and âthis characterâs death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and iâm upset about thatâ
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tumblr says they're okay with video media being under 500mb but the moment I try to upload something that's under that but is still a decently long video - it just somehow struggles to upload it to let it be hosted on the system. i've done everything. converted it to a mov video, converted it with handbrake as suggested by tumblr, both are under 500mb yet struggle to save in my drafts for posting.
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guy who will take any and every opportunity to call himself your husband âŚ. introduces himself as such if he meets someone new and you are with him. if not heâll slip in a âmy spouse is waiting for me at home, i need to head back.â or âwell, i wouldnât be a very good husband if i didnât know how to cook.â
#text#want to say hayabusacoded but I think that can just extend to any fictional character that I like in a romantic way shshshs#queue awaits you at the garden of madness
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id die for the internet archive over my country
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Hyper #72, October â99 - 'SoulCaliburâ cover. Support us on Patreon
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Rare Master Difficulty Arcade Mode run in DOA6 with the silly purple murder blorbo. Oh god this difficulty isnât lying being made for mastersâŚ
Also. AYANE! Thatâs NOT how you treat your sister that you've JUST mended ties with. Think! What would your older sibling, Hayate have say to that? >:(
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#viper is going to be TOP TIER when she comes out lol#video#audio#streetposting#[r]: crimson viper | undercover agent#queue awaits you at the garden of madness
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as much as I love ninja gaiden the worst part about the games is that there are so many moves for your character that you often feel so inadequate in your skills as a player when you canât regularly pull off all the cool moves and shit. The worst part is that in the instances you donât pull off said cool moves, and you fail at conquering the task, you often feel like thatâs the reason why you failed in the first place because so many enemies are coming your way and you donât have time to think strategically to survive - youâre running on pure instinct on what to do to survive when swarmed by enemies with absurd attack patterns and defences..
#shallow rambles#I donât think Iâm strong enough to finish the test of valour 8. :(#Also when you lose it feels so demoralising.
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tests of valour in razorâs edge make me feel like this right after failing to complete it or having my victory stolen from my grasp.
#shallow rambles#gaidenposting#HATE IT HERE#Why are you doing this to yourself shallow? TO GET THE KUNOICHI ACHIEVEMENT WHICH MEANS CLEARING ALL CHAPTER CHALLENGES WITH THE#TESTS OF VALOUR INCLUDED AS WELL.
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