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Y’ALL STFU AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT I DESIGNED IN 3 DAYS IN A FUGUE STATE

Final edit:

Patterns live now

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yall really get up at 7am and reblog porn

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farmer lore? perhaphs...

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before i confessed to him on my new save, i set up a frog aquarium in the house to surprise him for when he moves in

knowing that hes a few pixels and lines of code and cant actually react i didnt have any expectations, but a few days after he moved in, i saw him standing in front of the aquariums and said this...

:]

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

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some sebastian because i also like him a lot

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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Jonathan Harker: Wow, it's comforting that the Count has a book of law in his library! He must really be a lawful, decent guy 🙂

Count Dracula: What an informative text on how to get away with atrocities by following certain surface-level guidelines

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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Road trips are hard work on navigation puppies.

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Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

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I missed them I dunno

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NEED HELP WRITING? (a masterlist)

I have likely not added many that I've reblogged to this list. Please feel free to roam my blog and/or ask/message me to add something you'd like to see on this list!

Synonym Lists

Look by @writers-potion

Descriptors

Voices by @saraswritingtipps

Show, Don't Tell by @lyralit

Tips & Tricks

5 Tips for Creating Intimidating Antagonists by @writingwithfolklore

How To (Realistically) Make a Habit of Writing by @byoldervine

Let's Talk About Misdirection by @deception-united

Tips to Improve Character Voice by @tanaor

Stephen King's Top 20 Rules for Writers posted by @toocoolformedschool

Fun Things to Add to a Fight Scene (Hand to Hand Edition) by @illarian-rambling

Questions I Ask My Beta Readers by @burntoutdaydreamer

Skip Google for Research by @s-n-arly

Breaking Writing Rules Right: Don't Write Direct Dialogue by @septemberercfawkes

Databases/Resources

International Clothing

Advice/Uplifting

Too Ashamed of Writing To Write by @writingquestionsanswered

"Said" is Beautiful by @blue-eyed-author

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3