figurativepieceoftrash
figurativepieceoftrash
Haterville
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My mainblog is @theotherpieceoftrash, so if I interact with you it may be through that blog instead of this one.
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figurativepieceoftrash · 49 minutes ago
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love him
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figurativepieceoftrash · 51 minutes ago
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I am the truth from which you run
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figurativepieceoftrash · 52 minutes ago
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Go rock, Sammy! 🦀🐋🐙
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figurativepieceoftrash · 52 minutes ago
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freaky rock beast ☺️
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figurativepieceoftrash · 53 minutes ago
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Red Dream
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figurativepieceoftrash · 53 minutes ago
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figurativepieceoftrash · 53 minutes ago
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doodled this little bitch because I needed a playlist cover ♫
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figurativepieceoftrash · 12 hours ago
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i do still talk like a middle school boy circa 2012 and things are either gay or swag to me
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figurativepieceoftrash · 16 hours ago
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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figurativepieceoftrash · 16 hours ago
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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them
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figurativepieceoftrash · 17 hours ago
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figurativepieceoftrash · 17 hours ago
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one of my most firmly held beliefs is there's no such thing as an inappropriate book for a kid and people try to debate me saying like buhhhhhh I shouldnt have been reading the things I did when I was a kid and it's like cool but did you die??? did anything bad happen to you?? or were you allowed to think about what you did and didn't know and walk away when something got too intense or whatever.
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figurativepieceoftrash · 17 hours ago
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Fans spent decades claiming that Hideo Kojima is a creative genius who's being held back by the studio system, and then the first time a production gave him free rein to do whatever he wanted he promptly made a game where you have to play out using the bathroom in real time so the protagonist can collect his own urine to craft magic piss grenades. It's unclear whether this confirms the fandom's hypothesis.
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figurativepieceoftrash · 20 hours ago
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Let me lead the way
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figurativepieceoftrash · 20 hours ago
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sketch dump
my babies😢😢
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figurativepieceoftrash · 1 day ago
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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figurativepieceoftrash · 1 day ago
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"Who is Eden?"'Someone they left to die,' said God wearily.
(2/13)
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