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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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#perfect night time routine: eating your snacks & watching your blorbos
Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown (1977) dir. Bill Melendez & Phil Roman
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its cause you always slouching toward that damn bethlehem
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
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“The World feels complete and whole, and I, its Child, fit into it seamlessly.”
Folio Society's insanely beautiful release of Susanna Clarke's Piranesi. Jaw hit the floor when I first opened it.
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Venus (named after Venus, the Roman goddess of love identified with Aphrodite). The Greeks themselves called the planet "Aster Aphrodites" (Star of Aphrodite) Temple of Venus Talon Abraxas
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words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box
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Jaws 50th Anniversary - Released June 20, 1975
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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