Hi, I like you already :) You can ask me anything and I would like to talk to you. I really love rats and theater and the sea and the moon. Mostly rats though. Be aware of the many ratposts you will see. You can call me any pronouns. I am no longer a minor.
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i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do
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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
primary schoolers
random nonathletic adults
olympians
olympians roided and doped up to the max
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see
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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
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the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("
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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.
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i think we should extend a little more grace to people who were indoctrinated who have realized their way of thinking is wrong/harmful/problematic and are now doing the work to unlearn large portions of their belief system
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sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.
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Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.
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@iby-dysphoria-queen
Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:

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