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male coworker who told me evolution isn’t real because men are more beautiful than women got married to a woman
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potential executive of the chief variety at my place of employment’s credit card kept declining today
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just remembered when i stumbled on an incel subreddit and thought it was satirical and got like 10 pages in giggling and laughing at the posts only to discover that they were actually all serious and it was not satirical at all
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ok i think i was going crazy and that was not him
i think a coworker is hitting me up on sniffies
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i think a coworker is hitting me up on sniffies
#sniffies is an insane place but it looked like he was at where i work and then i checked miss grindr and he is there and the same age like#woah#me when i hook up with him even tho i have a don’t date coworkers clause in my brain
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i have just discovered this man was an influencer this whole time and has 1m followers on instagram
nothing more humiliating than after getting home from a hookup and going to text them what a great time you had, you realize you have been blockedt …..
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also just remembered when i reblogged an inglorious basterds post and tagged it “inglorious bastards” not even realizing the title was intentionally misspelled and he made a passive aggressive post saying he hates when people tag the movie with the correct spelling
thinking bout when i changed my url and profile pic and i made a post announcing the change and a mutual i had messaged me asking who i was and then i said my old url and then they passive aggressively told me that i should post when i change urls and profile pics because people would get confused like i did babes…….
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group projects for an online class kys
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cannot tell if my switch is charging hoping for the best here
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the fact that my employer hasn’t announced any closings even though a literal major hurricane is going directly towards it is very funny in a im gonna turn into the joker way
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having to call out four days in a row because i have covid and no one was taking my shifts so embarrassing
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if any of you are theme park people yes i was working at a certain central florida theme park today during what i assume to be a heavily publicized incident and it was insane
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nothing more humiliating than after getting home from a hookup and going to text them what a great time you had, you realize you have been blockedt …..
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he posted his valentine
requested to follow work crush on instagram and he still hasn’t approved
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i didn’t opt in for my works insurance because i’m still on my parents…why have i been paying for insurance for two weeks and just got an insurance card in the mail
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