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"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

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Black Sails (2014-2017)

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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only letting each of my mutuals learn one piece of personal information (legal name + email, photograph, vague location, etc.), so that the only way to defeat me is via the power of friendship

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Sexual Tension Buddies Big Sword Anime Akira Neon Genesis Evangelion Dragon Ball

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Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

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Also Moo Deng's older sister, Moo Wan. my two beautiful daughters

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And if i pay for that with my life... then I pay.

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sometimes your sex drive is nonexistent. but you must keep jacking off, if only for the love of the game.

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injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up