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Christmas/Winter Starters:

“Guess who signed us up to go Christmas caroling?”

“Sorry, it’s not me, it’s the eggnog.”

“Don’t get mad, but I think I set the Christmas tree on fire.”

“What must Santa have been smoking to think his reindeer can talk?”

“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”

“I guess someone’s not getting any use out of that slutty Santa outfit they bought.”

“All in saying is no one would catch us if we chopped down a tree.”

“I tried to buy one of those singing Santas but I spilled water on it and now it sounds demonic.”

“You know, you remind me a lot of the Grinch. The only difference is in the end, his heart grows three sizes, but you stay an asshole.”

“Pleaseeee? Nobody else wants to play Santa!!”

“I forgot how much work gingerbread houses were..”

“Don’t tell me this is your first hot chocolate?!”

“I swear if Frosty the Snowman doesn’t melt in the next five minutes, I’m shutting it off.”

“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”

“Looks like you’re getting coal this year.”

“I just took an online quiz and it said I was on the Naughty List!! If it was you I could see it, but not me!”

“Are you seriously crying over Rudolph..?”  

“We’re not watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”

“Cancel all your plans! We’re watching Hallmark Christmas movies!”    

“What the hell kind of Charlie Brown Christmas tree did you buy?”

“I lit the fire because I want to make sure Santa knows who’s boss when he comes down that chimney.”  

“What did you ask for this Christmas?”

“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”

“Have you seriously never eaten a candy cane?”

“Is there some kind of old woman shop where they sell those weird Christmas trees made of strawberry candy?”  

“Hey, I bought a paint your own ornament kit. Let’s make some!”

“Is this your first time getting/giving a present?”

“I just called to tell you Merry Christmas!”

“Will you drive around with me to look at the Christmas lights?”

“Please stop singing Christmas songs.”

“Why aren’t you singing along to the Christmas carols?”

“If you ring those dumb jingle bells one more time, I will wring your neck.”

“Oh my god is that a mistletoe..?”

“What kind of Christmas would it be if we didn’t play in the snow?”  

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send "mistletoe" for our muses to get caught under mistletoe!!

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fuck zodiac/mbti/rainbow personality color bullshit put your top/vers/bottom alignment, chad/incel alignment, and goth/prep/jock/nerd alignment on your about it’s almost 2018 give the public what they want

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RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

"Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

"I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

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me @ all my rp partners

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drunkknightofcamelot:

The way Gwaine saw it, he wasn’t going to any trouble, he was just being a friend. Taking other friends out for fun is what they did, right. It did make his face flush, however, to hear those words. “Of course I would.” And he’d bet that if the roles were reverse, they would have done the same for him and that was why he had to at least try to get Lux into a different atmosphere. 

“Of course it wouldn’t be bad. Not bad at all.” A wide smile tugged up on his face. Those words sounded very much as though his friend was considering coming along to the pub and it pleased Gwaine. Plus being in the pub meant that he could stay close to Lux and ward off any unwanted attention if they needed help. 

Gwaine was unsure as to what Lux wished to hear at the question of his shifts. Would it be a problem if he was working? That would mean less time to give to Lux, but then it would give him more time to observe and ensure that nothing happened to them. However that was sadly not the case today.

“I actually have a free night tonight.” He answered, a mild worry marring his features. He really hoped that Lux would see that as a good thing and not a bad thing. There were a lot of pros to Gwaine not working, such as being more free to square up to punters if they got too rowdy. 

“Just promise not to leave me all alone in there, aye?” Was that the lilt of an Irish brogue sneaking it’s way into Lux’s speech? Gwaine was bad influence. They felt as if he’d need all the time in the world to prepare. What outfit would they pick? What drinks would they try? What was Gwaine even like outside business hours? It might have made Lux a little dizzy but then delightfully a customer came up and asked for a black Americano. And that Lux could do with their eyes shut.

“Why don’t you text me the time and address and the like.” Lux proposed, handing the customer their mug and patting around for a stray strip of paper. A little business card would do, and with the number written in light blue pen, Lux slide it across the counter top.

A small crash and the same new customer looking a mix of shocked and absolutely embarrassed. Lux immediately darted for a wet floor sign and a mop. “Hey now, gent, no trouble! I’ll whip you up a new one on the house and you find a place to sit down away from the spill, I’ll handle it. Seriously, no trouble at all.” Duty calls.

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OOC: Semi-Hiatus Update!

Hello there everyone, its me Mun Mitz!

I am so, so sorry for taking off on you all like that, I definitely never meant to ghost you. I seriously never found time during the end of the semester rush to check back in.

Here’s the thing: Finals. Blegh, I know, same old student excuse for no replies but it’s seriously true for me. My biology class has been kicking my butt, however with a lot of hard work, I think I should be able to fully come back off of Hiatus December 18th (or even a little earlier!.

I’m really sorry too because I love this muse and everyone who’s been kind enough to interact with me on it while I get my RP legs again. I hope to write with y’all again very soon!

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petition  to  kill  the  stigma  that  shipping  should  be  looked  down  on  or  considered  less  than  other  writing  subjects.  i  see  it  all  the  time  on  my  dash,  on  blogs,  in  tags,  “this  blog  isn’t  just  for  shipping!!”  or  “i  don’t  mean  just  romantic!!”  and  even  i  catch  myself  all  the  time  writing  apologies  for  reblogging  something  related  to  shipping  or  talking  about  shipping  on  my  own  blog,  like  it’s  something  to  be  ashamed  of.  and.  i  think  that’s  stupid.  i’ve  had  more  development  with  my  muses  through  their   relationships with  others  than  any  other  avenue  of  development.  ships  help  SO  MUCH  in  shaping  a  character’s  personality,  determining  how  they  act  in  situations  with  different  people.  like,  i  don’t  know  why  we  all  have  to  make  such  a  big  deal  about  shipping.  i  like  to  ship.  i  like  to  write  ships.  i  like  to  write  romantic  ships  and  i’m  not  sorry  about  it.  and  nobody should  make  you  feel  like  you  should  be sorry  about  it.

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March 30th, 2014 - I Palindrome I

This song is full of various palindromes, from Flansburgh’s backing lyrics even to the track’s run time of 2:22, if you want to be that precise. My favorite though is Linnell’s part in the bridge that forms a gigantic palindrome.

“Son I am able she said, though you scare me. Watch, said I, beloved, I said, watch me scare you though. Said she, able am I, Son.”

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And it sticks like a broken record Everything sticks like a broken record Everything sticks until it goes away And the truth is, we don’t know anything.

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i’m gay, people should pay attention to me

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🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies?

They’re a huge ‘guilty pleasure’ of mine! I’ve seen The Room in theaters three times and every time the audience’s riffs helped make everything even more hilarious.

But on top of the humor, I believe bad movies help us really appreciate and examine good movies too! The strangeness of The Room is compounded if you’ve seen the movies it’s attempting to emulate like Citizen Kane. Its funny and helps you learn some things about the medium along the way.

And they’re so endless quotable!

‘You’re TEARING me APAHRT, LISA!’

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Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

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Warm Asks🧣🧤

Sweater: What’s your favorite article of clothing?

Blanket: What do you do to relax?

Hot Chocolate: What’s your favorite dessert?

Mittens: Do you like to play in the snow?

Beanie: What do you think about the most?

Scarf: Can you sing?

Fuzzy Socks: Do your feet get cold at night?

Fireplace: Have you ever had a s’more?

Bubble Bath: What’s your favorite scent?

Flannel: Do you like plaid print?

Soup: What’s your favorite food?

Boots: Are you an outdoorsy person?

Hugs: Do you like to show affection?

Slippers: Can you dance?

Tea: Are you a gossip?

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drunkknightofcamelot:

Gwaine spluttered around the mouthful of coffee he had just taken. He hadn’t bee… it wasn’t so much… He thought he looked rather dashing when he was begging. With a flushed face he turned away from Lux, almost but not quite pouting. That comment almost, almost, made him want to agree with them about who was the best coffee maker. 

“Are you saying that you wouldn’t nurse me back to health if I came in crying on crutches?” He asked, narrowing his eyes at Lux. Of course he knew he wouldn’t actually get hurt or, at least, he hoped that he wouldn’t get hurt. It would just be his luck that he did get hurt, just so the universe could prove Lux right. 

A fond look overtook Gwaine’s face as they debated on whether or not they should come out with him. While it would be amazing to be able to go out with them, Gwaine wasn’t someone who would push someone if they weren’t fond of doing something. Although with Lux he couldn’t stop his heart from melting at the questions they were asking.

“Yes I do think you’d fit in. It’s not really clubbing, just a quiet pub night with a bit of dancing, maybe some karaoke if you were up to it.” His eyes sparkled at the next question. “If someone flirted with you, do whatever you want back. If you weren’t interested we can have a code so I can scare them off for you?”

Mm, well, a pub was different. All their mind could conjure up before was a place where personal space was a myth and they’d end up pinned to a wall surrounded by strangers. Still, the talk of a fight between old friends last night was a little overwhelming. What chance did a newcomer have of not getting into a fight via some misunderstanding.

Through Lux’s fog of doubt, the light of Gwaine’s favorable words cut through. It was so clear he really had faith Lux would have a good time, and from the sound of it, there’d be no real pressure to leave the seat. It’d just be… a reverse of what was happening now, right?

“You would really go to the trouble of doing that for me?” It wasn’t that Gwaine didn’t seem the attentive type, but Lux was truly astonished. In the moment of feeling so well understood, they struggled now to not become the tiniest bit misty eyed. “Well… What would I… If I wanted to go, and you would be there… maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.”

What was Lux saying, of course it’d be fine. Pubs were a degree away from restaurants after all. They usually had food and what not… Of course, maybe those were only the type they had in Ireland? All his knowledge of the establishments were from what he’d known from his father’s stories.

“Are you working tonight?” Lux tried to ask in the most casual tone they could muster.

Workaholic || @drunkknightofcamelot