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its 1 am time to post the absolute worst

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harold they’re poly

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Inktober Day 11: Awkward Family Photo 

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My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

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:D

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Killing Eve, Nice Face.

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“not all men”, you’re right. constable benton fraser, royal canadian mounted police, who came to chicago on the trail of the killers of his father, and who, for reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, has remained attached as a liaison to the canadian consulate ever since, would never do this.

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matilda remake where ms honey is a butch lesbian and the antagonist is a hyperfeminine straight woman

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DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

Hi Tumblr!

I know I’ve been gone for a while.

In part it’s because I’ve been working on an app!

I keep a lot of plants. I think everyone should!

- They clean your air - They give you something to name - They give you something to take care of - They teach you about care, needs, and resources - They make you look like you’re good at decorating

Here are some of mine:

But some people, because they’re overwhelmed or simply can’t figure out how to start, think that plants are out of their reach.

DRYP is for newcomers and experts.

It reminds you when to water

And it helps you fix what’s broken

If you think the world would be better with this app in it, please consider contributing to the Kickstarter!

I’ve tried to make it worth your while:

Again here’s the link to contribute:

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

And if you like me / if you like my idea, please signal boost!

@drypforplants on Twitter and instagram

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Somebody: are you a boy or girl?

Loki: Yes

Somebody: no, like..what is your gender?

Loki: Mischief

Somebody: What do you identify as?

Loki: Trickster

Somebody: Ugh, no. Like whats in your pants?

Loki: A knife

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Bring back Hannibal! It's been 3 years and we're no less hungry! thndr.me/QvVWXh http://thndr.me/QvVWXh

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He put his arm around Hermione’s shoulders, and she put hers around his waist, and they turned away in the silence and walked through the snow.

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La casa de papel characters.

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Harry Potter Wizarding House Fic Recs

When I started reading Harry/Draco fic some months ago, I quickly and accidentally discovered that my favourite genre was “wizarding house lore fic.” Which makes sense, since I love houses, and history, and magic. And, of course, the house is never just a house. Love a good house-as-metaphor. I’ve never found a good way of searching for this kind of fic, aside from reading a lot, and pestering fandom friends, and reading a lot more. So that’s what I’ve done.

This is the list I wish I’d had in the beginning. It’s not very long, it’s very self-indulgent, and I cannot apologize for either thing, as I’ve read every fic listed here at least a half a dozen times. (If you know of any other fics like these, please tell me immediately thank you.)

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