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⚡️ gian - dobermann

🔥 zukokku - chowchow

💧 zam - chihuahua (ty to yura for gundam name)

💨 atsugai - pitbull

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cats but not really based on figurines i forgot that hidan is like a scottish fold cat technically but oh well

🐈🩸 hidan cat is the kinda cat that shows you tummy but then scratches you viciously. very energetic and plays very aggressively. super affectionate but on his own terms. dont let him outside he will kill every critter and bird. hes singlehandedly destroying the local ecosystem

🐈‍⬛💴 kakuzu cat is an old cat that just wants to be left the fuck alone. do not fucking touch him! even tho his fur is long and soft. he will bite your hand off! but he always sleeps on your pillow at night. earn his trust with lots of treats; he loves treats and hoarding things

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i love the headcanon that hidan treats kakuzu's hearts as beloved creatures and that they are kinda tuned in to kakuzu's own emotions and are fussy over him and like to be around him as much as a blob of evil chakra can at least

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many thoughts!

id like to see hidan chop veggies and meat hed be very fast but very sloppy

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their combo attacks in video games are so funny to me

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yoga with hidan

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they shop at the same store

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This is an aftermath comic to a drawing i posted on my nrt twitter where basically Hidan stepped on an explosive trap and they had to put him back together like a puzzle. 

My headcanon is that Kakuzu is good at attaching more like obvious parts for him, but whenever Hidan gets like completely vivisected he has to ask Sasori for help. Sasori being a puppeteer and an artist has like deeper anatomy knowledge so his skill is useful for a job like this. Kakuzu borrows anatomy books from him after to teach himself to avoid paying Sasori in the future lol.

(content warning for major gore, blood and such)

idk just wanted to think about the mundane aspects of weird abilities that akatsuki got

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full restock

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spiritual worship vs material worship

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seperation anxiety

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his legs hurt from all the walking

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please accept this gigantic mushy thing that nearly made my ipad melt.

i think in spite of the bickering and playful beating each other to death they enjoyed each others company and being the immortal combo 🫀💖🩸

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warm embrace jutsu

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first learning about earth grudge fear

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spending money on a new shampoo???