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your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
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grieving the story I wasn't able to write with you
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Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving
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Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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and i will always return to the two beings one body character(s). it just hits every time for me
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whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)
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They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.
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What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt
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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.
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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
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