finn-the-hat
finn-the-hat
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Why hello there! You seem to have stumbled upon my little slice of tumblr. My name is Darien, I am 24 years of age, and I am one rather proud father of a 2 year old, and happily married. Just so there’s at least a foundation of knowledge for anyone to build upon.
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finn-the-hat · 1 year ago
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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Working in a custoner service job is an incredibly easy way to get dehumanized to other people btw.
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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Your honor he is simply on his hot girl shit 💆👑💅✨
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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finn-the-hat · 2 years ago
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The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
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finn-the-hat · 3 years ago
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Spooky season is here!
Have some Eldritch monster magical girls
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finn-the-hat · 3 years ago
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I miss the genre of movie where literally anything can happen and there’s no questioning it. there’s no judgment. like. a bunch of kids explore a booby trap rigged cave system & find a pirate ship with treasure while an italian crime family tries to kill them. some guys start a ghost fighting agency and then blow up a giant stay puff marshmallow man. david bowie is a goblin king and there’s wonky puppets and a labyrinth. a child commits war crimes against two burglars on christmas. a dad pretends to be a nanny to hang out with his kids. jim carrey in eighty pounds of green make up and fur terrorizes a town. like seriously. bring back absolutely hog wild bonkers ass movies. shits getting boring
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finn-the-hat · 3 years ago
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Harbinger
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finn-the-hat · 3 years ago
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knife wife🔪  inspired by @coffeeduke ‘s pink pyramid head cosplay :) 
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finn-the-hat · 4 years ago
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celebrities used to be so cool man jane fonda still gets arrested at protests marilyn monroe was under investigation by the CIA for being a communist hedy lamarr invented wifi what happened
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finn-the-hat · 4 years ago
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once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
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