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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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alla mingalёva

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- the women of Ithaca after Odysseus killed all the eligible bachelors in the kingdom

Dear Telemachus,

ONE CHANCE BRO PLEASE ONE CHANCE ID DO ANYTHING IN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES DUDE PLEASE PKEASE PKEASE PLEASE

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zuko and katara’s narrative symmetry drives me insane every time i think about it, actually. you rise with the moon, i rise with the sun; her power waning as his grows, and vice versa. zuko becoming disillusioned with the fire nation as katara learns the truth about the evil that exists within the other nations. how they both orbit around the avatar, the emblem of all their hopes; katara pulling aang forward to his destiny while zuko pursues on the other end, driving him onwards. the way their parallel lines intersect at the end of every season before diverging once more, each one only able to rise when the other falls. circling one another, so close yet so far, until they finally come together in the agni kai, two halves becoming whole at the crux of their individual arcs and their journey together — balance forged in sacrifice, an eternal push and pull finally brought to stillness. and all of this beautifully personifying the show’s most fundamental themes in the process. how the fuck were they not canon.

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The worst Wolfstar fanfic I’ve ever read ?

Oh definitely Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

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i think about pre relationship percabeth all the time like what do you mean she could sense he was in danger despite knowing he was almost invincible. what do you mean she took a knife to the back for him despite not knowing that's his achilles spot. what do you mean he stopped everyone around him from fighting during a final battle in a war to get her to safety. what do you mean he showed her the one spot in his body that wasn't invincible and when she touched it he felt electricity down his spine. WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

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Oh man, this party is jumping, but also to some extent, popping. If only there was a group of handsome Korean men here who could help me come up with a new term to describe this situation

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does this to you

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that’s like soo funny I’m like dyinggg

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Literally insane of Daemon to think sweet bumbling old man Simon is the one poisoning him and not even suspect the weird witch who makes blood concoctions. Like Daemon use one of those two brain cells you have for just a minute please

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unfortunately “we shouldn’t be doing this” sounds really hot during sex

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Recently finished rewatching the hobbit movies and I just got to say Thorin was so gay for Bilbo. The man was suffering from dragon sickness and still gave Bilbo one of the most valuable things in the entire mountain and confided in him that he was suspicious of his own kin. His last words to Bilbo also gave off really strong gay vibes.