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mis!!! Youre back!!

oui. of course. I am back. I am back like inam about to BREAK my back bending over for m'lady... eheh

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eheh... well, lets just say my piggy will be spend. barbecued. skewered. positively kebabed. sauce will be positively BOILED in her own sour juices...

Summer is here

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heh... positions, you say? well... I uh, I have a few ideas... Spenish dribble? doggy style? the penis blaster? the pussy pitter patter? I'm very versatile. ;)

this is the card I wish to build my women’s hockey card empire on

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i see moth jon a lot but i would like to share moth elias

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well I don't FUCKING FORGIVE YOU, asswipe. go apologise to my beuatful owner and then mabye we can talk.

I'm sorry, women.

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Mis has been mia for a hot sec. You dont think miss piggy… well… found out what was being written in the green text, do you?

…

oh dear god. fucking shit.

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MISS PIGGY MY ICON

☆sketch (her, but in human form)

"In the stage in my heels, is where I belong. Down at the pink pony club"

-Chappell Roan

Because she is an icon to anyone who will have her

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hello. please crop kermit out. it is making me uncomfortable.

Watched a really good video essay on Miss Piggy by Be Kind Rewind on youtube. She's such an icon!!

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hah, Denise? more like do-not-contact-me-you-whore-ise!

@descimatedcroakernightmares, this is a warning!

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guys I actually just ovulated

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elf twinks in my location hmu

the way I need mithrun of the house of kerensil to the point it's dastardly. its devious. it´s concerning to national security. I will be clapping those elf cheeks like there is no tomorrow. watch me make that grey haired geriatric man my fleshlight... *I growl....* I will bring back all his desires and then some... I will impregnate him.... I will leave him a begging on the streets as a singe fucking father.

He will be bursting with my Hot Pink Glittery SEED...

*I yell all this standing on a soapbox with all you as my lovely listeners. my captive audience. my loyal patrons. also. my dick is out. and it´s fully erect.*

*its stone solid.*

*17 fat inches...*

*6 inches in girth..........*

*the shaft is #FF2D00, the tip is #1D8C6E, throbbing vein at 6 and a half inches, it glows hot pink when i´m inside those velvety elven walls...*

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the way I would stick my fat cock between her thick ass thighs and fuck m'lady so hard I make her pork chops CLAP!!!

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miss piggy: p-p-poodle! you cant just walk around with your milk pillows flapping about in the wind!!

me: *lies down on the ground like ive shot.... but the bullet is her beutiful blue eyes...* cmon take me baby, its aaallllllllll for you ;)

her: (the metal bars represent the lapels of my silky black and blood red nightrobe)

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the things I would do for a wet and wild themed threesome with Mark Bernes and the green m&m and miss piggy

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Miss Piggy in the Office Saturday Evening Post, July 1, 1981

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heh... now that is one ride id be more than happy to take for a spin.

siri, please play "ride" by sir mix a lot.

Woo Hoo

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mhhhhh, fuck...

*gently strokes my tit, which bounces like a dog wagging its tail at the sight of her.*

I want her lipstick ALL over me if yk what I mean. heh.

What, you mean like the sexiest woman in the world?