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In the script it was literally described as the most epic, insane, outrageous, fascinating, dangerous, over the top gymnastics sex scene there ever was in the world," says Stan. "That was the tag line."

“There are some cinematic moments that have stayed in my memory years after seeing them. Like when Bueller breaks the fourth wall for the first time in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Or when Inigo Montoya gets stabbed but still defeats the six-fingered man in The Princess Bride. And of course when Rose let's go of Jack at the end of Titanic (after he repeatedly tells her to "never let go"). And after seeing 2016's The Bronze , I can guarantee that the gratuitous gymnast sex scene, featuring Melissa Rauch and Sebastian Stan, will stay in my conscious for many moons to come.”

How this brilliant, hilarious & actually very relatable movie written by Melissa Rauch & her husband was overlooked when it came out in 2015, I don’t know. I can name 10 “hit” comedies that suck d**k when it comes to the “The Bronze”, and if dick jokes are your thing, Melissa has bags full of them for you.

She also has a multi layered portrait of a gymnast who won an Olympic Bronze medal 14 years ago, tore her Achilles heel and tore herself up inside, despite her Dad’s best efforts to help her heal. It’s a very funny comedy.Sebastian Stan proves again that just because he looks like the puppy dog of perfect sexuality doesnt mean he also can’t play the dirtiest meanest dog in town. The exchanges between the two are to die for. And the creative combinations of the worst kinds of expletives coming from Rauch, whose face can change from 5 years old to 20 to 50 in 5 seconds, are like Christmas in July, with Hanukkah in April. The supporting cast of Gary Cole, Cecile Strong, Thomas Middleditch (yes, you read that right) and Hayley Lu Richardson are all wonderful. Did this movie get passed over because like another wonderful movie “I, Tonya”, it was mostly pushed by a woman? ( Although “I, Tonya”, a truly great movie, was a Margot Robbie production all the way.)

Please watch “The Bronze” on Prime Video for $3.99. Its more that worth it. And ladies, please don’t leave any **** stains in the back seat of the car.

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Based on what she wore to the Tonys last night (BTW, I’m wearing a ten year old nightgown and a large fishermen’s sweater. I have a zit on my chin that won’t go away.) , I’d guess she’s hiding a baby bump. Why else would she be wearing the Christmas Bow from some city’s Biggest Christmas Tree Ever contest plastered on her chest? She could put an eye out with that thing.

Zawe's pregnant and it's a boy. You heard it here first.

Hold on, let’s keep track of this rumor mill:

She’s newly single

She’s engaged

She’s married

She’s pregnant with twins

She’s pregnant with a baby boy

None of which have been confirmed or even hinted at by anyone credible.

Nice job, you guys.

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The Sinner: S1E5: The scene where we learn J.D. had some moves & Jacob Pitts gets to 5th base with Jessica BLT and they both seem pretty excited about the whole thing.

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Oakley, I believe, in “Unrelated”

It’s only a sex scene if you imagine you’re the bottle.

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Okay, that’s all for today.

Tom Hiddleston in “High Rise” directed by Ben Wheatly and featuring Elizabeth Moss, Sienna Miller and Jeremy Irons.

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Tom Hiddleston after meeting his bride to be for the first time.

“The Hollow Crown”

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Oakley, I believe, in “Unrelated”

It’s only a sex scene if you imagine you’re the bottle.

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Best I could do with limited resources.But I have most of Tom’s sex scenes and kissing scenes.I’d just have to post one at a time until my hardrive is fixed.

This is from “Crimson Peak” and Thomas has finished going down on his wife the first time they actually have sex.

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For @smiley-asylum @alleyfire @buzzfeed @fuckyeahjustified @glamboyl @gifsboom @@ @beeishappy @handawesome-actors@.

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Enjoy VD with Tim Gutterson, Amy Acker, Jennifer Garner, Tim Olyphant ( this scene has been named “ Best Movie Kiss Ever” by people who make lists.) and Liz Lemon.

“Happy Valentines Day, no one!”

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Jacob Pitts is married, y’all. Scroll down through the nonsense and see. You can also find other articles online about the documentary on COVID- 19 his wife was working on, or is, or something. I know COVID is destroying the world, but I was too shook up by the marriage thing to comprehend much else.

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This is a lovely HiddlesYoungMan, but where are your HiddlesOakley and HiddlesCranford and HiddlesSuburbanShootOut and....I’m leaving one out, All of them were were rather meh but to see Oakley is to see perfection ( Don’t be afraid of peodo. He’s at least 24 in all of the above).:Oh and that Hiddleswaste of the Kenneth Branuagh vanity project .Wallendar? But Kenny got Tommy Loki, or rather Tommy’s brilliance got Tommy Loki but Kenny knew gold when he saw it.

Your pictures are awesome, jenn. You do awesome work. Is not having BabyHiddleston a choice or just availability?

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