hi i'm Alex and I love Alex Turdbag more than I love my family (◕‿◕✿) (✿◕‿◕) also I delete posts a lot srry
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"I am the one who knocks. I AM THE DANGER."
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I'm listening to 2013 again and I truly don't get how people dislike it I mean sure it's not the best song in the entire universe but it's fun to jam out to the guitar is awesome who cares if the lyrics aren't groundbreaking u know
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okay I'm just using my twitter/instagram handle as a url for now because I did not like the other one
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I can’t believe my eyes. This IS David in his early modeling days. Thanks go to Aidan Knight for digging up this gem in the vast, unending interweb. He’s always surprising me.
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A face to the voice.
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It still feels like they stitched the back of my cheeks to my gums and it's really uncomfortable and irritating :(
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I just realised how psycho I look in that picture don't blame me blame the haagen dazs
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Shhh don't tell my mom
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I'M LISTENING TO THAT AUDIO POST AND LAUGHING I LOVE CAYNE SO MUCH
#but seriously though despite the horrible voice the fact that he wrote those lyrics in 8th grade#wow
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Cayne in Grade 8 singing the very first version of Astronomers. We laughed harder than we’ve laughed in a long time upon discovering this. Feel free to laugh too.
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yes
#ministryofsounds#except omg I'm gonna go find the audio clip of him when he first wrote it in grade 8 bc it's so funny it was so awful at first
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remember when Cayne wrote Astronomers when he was in grade 8 WOW DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME
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I wish I was a dude so that I could have a really low singing voice because lbr those are sensual as fuck
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