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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

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Danny’s life touched many people and we’ll be looking at all those connections. If you or someone you know has any information, has noticed anything unusual, please come forward now. I’d urge everyone, don’t hide anything… because we will find out. If a member of your family or a friend or a neighbour has been behaving differently in the past days or weeks, please tell the police immediately. There will be no hiding place for Danny’s killer. We will catch whoever did this. — Broadchurch, Season 1

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me: ah, i’m glad i’m finally over that obsession i had awhile back

my brain: *kicks door down* buddy you’re not gonna believe this

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every time a goy uses the phrase “judeo-christian” they owe me $900 plus an 18% inconvenience tax for when i inevitably have to explain why they’re wrong

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wait i dont understand what you got against Ohio like what did they do ???

They know what they did

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when there’s a new tv show everyone’s talking about:

when they say they have lgbt/poc representation: 

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favorite character + band of brothers ↳ joseph liebgott

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your 5 most recent emojis describe your aesthetic

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@bioware: please give us naked turians in this one, we’ve been using a single piece of concept art as reference for a decade

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me, cutting all contact with people and isolating myself from friends and family: I'm going ghost

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[rolls up after weeks with Starbucks and heavy bags under my eyes] I'm dying squirtle [tumbles down nearest fire escape]

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let’s futz stuff up.

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So the whole game is fixed by the will of Gramps on his throne while we’re down here for what? His entertainment? That makes us chumps, or God’s a sadist and either way, I got no use for him. 

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Hawke: Cullen.

Cullen: Hawke.

Hawke: You did something new with your hair, didn’t you? It was much less… particular when you were chasing down apostate mages. You know, except me. Never me. Did you not like me, Cullen?

Cullen: You were clearly able to control your magic and used it on several occasions to defend the city.

Hawke: Varric was paying you off.

Cullen: Varric was paying me off.

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Women of X-Men ➝ Angel Salvadore