firedrakegirl
firedrakegirl
Nerdy Stuff, Fire, And Fun
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A blog of randomness that doesn't get updated very often. Older than 30. Now includes writing chaos. Check pinned post
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firedrakegirl · 49 minutes ago
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left for dead
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firedrakegirl · 50 minutes ago
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A bear has been spotted in your neighborhood. That was interesting enough on its own, but then you noticed the tag sticking out from its fur, one that looks an awful lot like the one that had been on the teddybear you lost when you were little.
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firedrakegirl · 50 minutes ago
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That was not me! I’ve told you a million times! I didn’t put the eggs there! I can’t reach that high even with a ladder!
Silly time
For the last time, you're the reason why the eggs got up there, not me! *I* was in an entirely different room talking to Eggbert!
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firedrakegirl · 50 minutes ago
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The idea of fuck Boi Johnny getting a we're done txt and he comes to fuck some sense into you. MDNI
Johnny has you bent over the couch. The dog couldn't even wait to get you in the bedroom. His hand scruffs the back of your neck to keep you in place. He was in such a rush since getting back in the house he didn't even bother with pushing your panties to the side, he straight up ripped a hole in them. He wasn't fucking you for your pleasure, your moans and squeals of delight were incidental overall.
He was hunching with the purpose of reclaiming you. You broke up with him, telling him that you wanted something more and real and you found that in your new boyfriend. It was laughable to him, genuinely hilarious to think that you wanted some bloke with a 9 to 5. Some guy who had soft hands and an even softer temperament.
You gasp as he fish hooks his fingers into your drooly mouth. The grip wasn't better. It was a show of dominance, a reminder that it was him you arched your back for. It was him that you craved to beat in your walls, bite your soft flesh, and pump you full of his cum.
Johnny doesn't talk to you. He doesn't need to. All of that talking shit went out the window when you broke up with him over text messages. All he needs to do is fuck the good sense out of you, and fuck you so good you forget that he spent more time as a soldier and less time as your man during the year. You wanted marriage, a house, a baby? He'd give it to you as long as you played your part and gave up the pussy that was rightfully his. You wanted him to stop being a fuck a boy and ditch his roster? Sure, as long as you get rid of yours, too. Those other men and women you both had couldn't compete where they didn't compare.
He wants you to keep him, and he wants to keep you.
"Ye're 'lways gonnae be my bonnie lass. I'll just have to fuck ye till ye get it."
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firedrakegirl · 52 minutes ago
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Doodle of Farah I did some while ago! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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firedrakegirl · 2 hours ago
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"Dear earthlings, prepare to be my slave!" Announced the alien. "You will have to work 3 entire days from Monday to Wednesday, you will only get A5 wagyu steak for meals, and if that isn't cruel enough you'll have to work 2 entire torturing hours of picking strawberries every single work day!"
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firedrakegirl · 3 hours ago
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firedrakegirl · 3 hours ago
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Alejandro and Rudy are both drunkenly asked if they would give up the other for anything.
Alejandro immediately says no, there is not one thing worth as much to him as Rudy.
Rudy, shameless and unapologetic, says yes.
Everyone expects Alejandro to kick off because Rudy seems serious, and for most couples, that would lead to an argument that could awaken the dead with its volume.
And yet, Alejandro's only reaction is to ask:
"The soup?"
Rudy nods, "The soup."
Neither elaborate.
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firedrakegirl · 3 hours ago
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growing up i always thought having the guards be seduced as a distraction was such an unrealistic lazy cop out, because no real person would ever care that much about a stranger being hot. turns out i'm just violently aroace but I still judge
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firedrakegirl · 4 hours ago
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I love confused Dean. Dean Winchester | 4.06
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firedrakegirl · 4 hours ago
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Made with AI
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firedrakegirl · 4 hours ago
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This is the Nugget of Friendship.
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It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.
Yes. I mean YOU.
Now shoo.
Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.
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firedrakegirl · 4 hours ago
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firedrakegirl · 4 hours ago
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the villain created a ray that will split anyone into their nature and their nurture thinking if they used it on the hero they would have 2 weaker versions and easily beat them but unfortunately now the villain has 2 Kaiju sized monsters to deal with.
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firedrakegirl · 5 hours ago
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I have a running gag in my head that Price keeps extra gear on him because he knows around the holidays, his boys would tackle the shit out of him.
Does the gear help?
Nope.
He wears that padded gear used to help train dogs. Head to toe, impossible to ignore. Price didn't have to explain, like they were waiting for it to be mentioned. They tackle him. Price has gotten run over enough times now to prepare. The holidays seem to get them extra hyper and he knows it's only a matter of time until Ghost bulldozes over him.
They have a sense of when not to even think about it. They're not animals. Besides, they know Nik cam get away with things they can only dream of.
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firedrakegirl · 5 hours ago
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You're a mob boss, in deep trouble with the law, when the best lawyer in the country comes to your defense. Why? The pizza place you ran as a front is their favorite restaurant.
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firedrakegirl · 8 hours ago
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I saw one fanart of Ghost, where he had a motorcycle. I also wanted to draw something like this. Only I don’t know how to draw a motorcycle and Ghost.
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And a version without a mask, if anyone is interested in his face. (Ghost's face is not canon here)
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Captain Price is sitting there blushing, maybe he's remembering something ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ
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Those same memories, I'm kidding haha. I was just trying to draw their love, but I don't know how to do it...
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Deleted scene from CODmw3. In general, I like their interaction. So I thank the game writers for this (they knew what they were doing). But for the ending, I don't like....
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I apologize for the stream of thoughts
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