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Local house witch telling you to please learn basic housekeeping skills.

It’s not your fault if no one ever taught you but YouTube is a magical place and can teach you at your own pace.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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I still have to drive 30 minutes to get home.

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Your grandfather has the most nonspecific midcentury visage I have ever seen

A man made to say one line before Bob Hope walked on the screen.

He used to scam Dean Martin's guest table in Vegas while he was running a show for Orson Welles.

Married to a stone cold fox who did his marketing AND kept a roof over their heads because "magician" is not generally a lucrative career path.

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They turned off earn by time for me btw. Because I took too long. Getting to apartments.

They need looser time constraints for apartments.

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Art by Matteo Moni

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Abraxas Mercar

Since I don't have any good quality screenshots from the first time I played Veilguard and I obviously deleted the save, here's also a compilation of my favorite live rookanis moments and me crying LOL with subtitles for your entertainment!

Abraxas has a special, irreplaceable place in my heart. My first Rook, my first time playing Dragon Age, and what made me come back to write and draw and feel something in what was a very, very dark moment in my life. That is why I love Veilguard and Rook so much. It was like a light for me, when I most needed it.

Thank u for everything my Rook Mercar <3

@rookappreciationweek

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Very good, very good.....

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Loving this letter that one deeply hilarious National Trust employee was clearly tasked with writing to dress one of the rooms at the property we visited today:

I'm sure they never anticipated Dr Tall Gf and I, who spend half an hour minimum in every single goddamn room, and will therefore notice every single thing, including your funny little jokes!!!

(Letter reads:

Fourth Dec. 1772

Dear Brother,

Whilst I am most delighted to welcome you to my home I must also let you know that quite recently I did engage a local artisan-builder to undertake the plasterwork here at Mompesson House. I have had many wonderful ideas for the plasterwork: to whit, peaches, Inigo Jones and Alexander Pope, King Midas, shells, a Green Man who is most distinctive, the Goddess Athena, a lady with the head of a cornucopia, a Large Eagle, several sundry fruits as well as the aforementioned peaches, and so on. Suffice to say, it will be most grand but also cause a lot of mess. Anyway, my great hope is that one day the plasterwork will be so historically significant that it will pass onto some kind of National Trust that protects buildings and their furniture and so forth. I am sure the employees of such an institution would be kind, generous, thoughtful, attractive, most engaging and witty, probably extremely sexy and certainly in general a delight to be near. Visitors of the future witnessing my noble plasterwork will be so grateful that they will no doubt spend plentiful money in the tea room and secondhand bookshop I should think.)

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bit hot today got the feets out

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he's streaming; tip?

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Girl just block me it’s not that serious

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(Superman Spoilers)

Lois Lane ragebaits Superman during an interview, pours half a container of sugar into about 4 ounces of coffee and dictates an article taking down lex luthor while driving a hovercraft. They nailed her. We are so back.

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🏳️‍🌈 🤔 ????

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I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?