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Unrestrained summer fun

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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

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they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent

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this is how I imagine their first date went

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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picking up old hobbies

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Elderly grandma type family friend who is incredibly religious Bible Belt Christian TM just looked over my shoulder and saw two unrelated blogs on my dash in quick succession. A post from toastyglow about "escape from divinity" and then me clicking into the next post below it, from bamsara, who's blog line is "divinity's worst nightmare".

Anyway she went into the next room and started complaining to everyone in the kitchen about how That Satanist is being Led Astray from the divine.

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The Parent Trap but make it Deltarune

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it was kris’s idea btw

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Susie's idea

[ID: a Deltarune comic. Susie and Kris stare at the locked shelter, with Susie sighing. Then a light bulb lights up over her head.Susie exclaims: "Kris, I got an idea!" while the "Susie's idea" act box pops up over Kris's head. Susie rummages through her pocket, and pulls out the Joker card. She sticks out her tongue in concentration, sliding it through the crack in the bunker doors, and Kris thinks: "shit." Cartoon fighting noises, dust clouds, and lighting bolts emerge from the locked shelter, as Susie cheers: "Fuck 'em up, Jevil!" Jevil is shouting "Chaos, chaos!" "I can do anything!" and "bye-bye!" Meanwhile, Kris has a cartoonishly large frown on their face as they get a phone call, with the caller shouting: "Kris who the hell is this." End ID.]