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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

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nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away

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starting a collection #blackmold

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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

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want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope