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Ope I guess this post is making its rounds for whatever reason. Look I just wanna say I made this post like two years ago and I mostly made it to have fun making silly gifs of slugterra and in the episode Eli and Junjie are like competing with each other to see like who is the best slugslinger I can't remember.

The point is it was all in good fun but I don’t really appreciate having my post be reblogged to scold people who like the ship or use it as like a life lesson. I personally don't even ship it, it was just funny how Eli like winked at Junjie. Look I get it Eli is 15 and Junjie is… confusing. I don't think the writers were really thinking that deep about what age he's supposed to be and they never really explain it. Like honestly from what I remember they were like you were the dark slinger for like 20 years… anyway let’s move on the Dai Fu is doing evil shit again.

Anyway there are weirder and even more problematic ships out there it’s just best block it or the people who ship them and move on. The internet is full of freaks and you’re not gonna stop them it’s just best to stay in your own lane.

Okay why has no one talked about how in Stuff of Legend it feels like Eli and Junjie are flirting with each other

Like they challenge each other in like the gayest way with Eli saying he hasn’t thanked Junjie yet for teaching him for being as great as a master as he is. And then Junjie replies with a well you can thank when you are one like what?!?!

And Eli accepts that as a challenge and they decide to try and hit a can off of a rock and there’s like…. so much tension 😂

And then they do THAT for the ENTIRE of the episode. Like against the Pyritor and then they are in like a life or death situation and they’re like oh I held up two pillars oh really I held up three. Well I held up 20 like boys boys please 😂

Thank god for Trixie though as she clearly is not having any of it and it’s so funny how she yells at all of them Can we go now?!?! 😂

And once again I have to give a shout out to some Eli faces in this. Now in gif form 😂

Honestly this episode was great and a lot of fun considering the other contenders are second chance and get pronto which are not my favorites. Shout out to the gays, gals, and nonbinary pals

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just finished a full samurai jack rewatch and instead of giving thoughtful analysis & critique i'm gonna goof around

i think the priestess should've like. at least wrote to aku. let him know about the kids.

"Oh Lord Aku thank you for your holy essence, because of your blessing we have seven daughters to raise in your honor."

"YOU DID WHAT WITH IT"

"We shall train them to murder the samurai."

"SEND BABY PICTURES."

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I haven't even watched Samurai Jack (should I?) but a brief glance in Tumblr tags made me come to the conclusion that Scaramouche is most often tagged with "scaramouche samurai jack".

I can't tell you whether you should watch Samurai Jack.

What I can tell you is this: it's a very pretty very atmospheric show—gorgeous backgrounds, long sequences with no dialogue—so if you want to just stare and absorb the atmosphere it's a great show, but if your attention span is short and you aren't in the mood to lengthen it it's a difficult watch. If you've got the attention span it's got some of the most beautiful sequences to come out of a kid's cartoon produced for a mainstream market.

It's very episodic until the final season, and you see a whole lot of strange places and meet a whole lot of interesting characters, once. Most of the one-time characters sorta do their job but don't leave an impression. You might cry over a robot with a silly-looking dog.

For the first four seasons there's only three regularly recurring characters: the hero, the villain, and some dude that shows up like,, three or four times or so? In the fifth season we make it up to six recurring characters wow

It bounces back and forth between hard scifi and high fantasy and then sometimes there's a town being devastated by a farting dragon

it toes the line between "mixed martial arts/samurai epic" and "goofy over-the-top hyperexaggeration of a mixed martial arts/samurai epic." This is a Western show made with a target audience of weeaboos.

Aku spends an entire episode in disguise crossdressed as a hot human babe. I don't think Jack was ever in drag but one time he wore high heels and looked good doing it. I don't know if that's important to you but it's important to me.

Also Jack's clothes get ripped off a lot in the heat of combat. That's not important to me but it might be important to you.

If part of the reason you're asking me if you should watch the show is because my post on Scaramouche intrigued you, you oughta know that he only appears in the final 5th season and he's in like three episodes.

Because the show's been over almost eight years (and the final season came after a hiatus of 13 years), there are a lot of people like "oh yeah I watched that show, I remember it, it was good" but not a lot of people actively currently participating in the fandom.

None of this is to persuade you or dissuade you from watching it, but to tell you stuff that might impact how much you wanna see it.

anyway thanks for the tag research assistance

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I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

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I really hate it when HIM is called a transphobic stereotype because not only is it not true but it inadvertently supports the misandrist mindset that men cannot serve cunt

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i think bill cipher and aku would fuck nasty

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Something silly before I hurt y’all with more Bill Still.

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The power of the shorts

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i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys

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WHY DOES HE WALK AWAY AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE IM GONNA BE SICK

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT HOW THERE IS LITTERLY A HEART???? GUYS THIS IS SO FRUITY

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Disney Parental Figures in their youth

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my ugly son with his humongous eye

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Second meeting

Young Stan is my new favorite to draw Couldn’t decide on grayscale or color with this so we’ll see if I regret it. I’m trying to be more relaxed when drawing and stop worrying about every detail

Also sorry if this image formatting thing is annoying I’m trying to make it easy for someone who’s scrolling to see and not have to click into the image yk

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I came up with a new warming up exercise. Use weird pose references that can't be translated into Bill's anatomy, and find the way to do it anyway. You end up with surprisingly cool poses!

This was really fun and I got to practice hands.

Also, throwing some billford and besty pyronica in there for free.

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this came to me in a vision

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