#pyronica

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Okay! First official post!

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[slightlyartist]

He is Yappatron 3000 🍺

[whoopsies-daisies]

being a rarepair shipper is both the most freeing and frustrating thing in the world. I know all truths of the universe. Nobody else tho.

So anyways hear me out on Pyronica x Bill Cipher wlnb lesbians

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[yonder176]

Take a shot every time my artstyle changes

I love pyronica so much… also i saw people give her a dino tail and i think that’s super cute AGH

[millenianthemums]

every time i see a post with Bill telling people to buy his book, it reminds me of the BDG “Buy My Bed” video. so i did this, as a way to celebrate finally getting my copy.

[foggyarts]

i kind of want to make stickers or keychains

[moonziies]

Bill and Pyronica being super close besties is my favorite headcanon <3 + a doodle I did on @/raspberripop's (instagram) Magma a few days ago <3

This is officially my first and second time drawing Pyronica and it was so fun!!

[wav3y-zzz]

He's not taking it well

[sheps]

Party Preparations

[meraki-sunset]

Idk i think it's stupid but fun to think that in this AU Steve liked Bill's friend Pyronica and by some miracle she reciprocated

✨I spent too much time on this✨

back to work

[bongcipher]

henchmaniacs find fords plush

[squidflavoredsoup]

emma may twt doodles

[skipppppy]

My “what if the rest of the Henchmaniacs could possess people the same way Bill does” idea did numbers on twitter so I’m putting it here for your enjoyment

[stanngeddon]

sorry for not posting a whole lot in the past few weeks, been going through a lil bit of artblock ;_; here's a few things from my sketch files!!

[chaosblast]

are they really your bestie if they won't traverse dimensions for you