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after they draw my blood at the doctors and test it they should feed the leftovers to a cute vampire girl. and she should be so enamored with the flavor of my blood specifically that she tracks me down and makes me give her more (which obviously i wouldnt have a problem with) and she turns me into a vampire too. then we get gay married and live happily forever
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How to treat someone like me at a party.

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Y'know, I think it's time to stop saying that these dudes "can't find" your clit. That gives credit for effort that's clearly not really happening. It's right there, even if you have a tiny one.
Just realize and admit that they don't care about your clit, and then do with that information what you will.
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missionary. except I’m whispering how much I love you and how much I needed this in your ear. and we’re doing it raw 😵💫😵💫
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Showing her the love she deserves at both ends.
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horny for small intimacy leading to hot slow sex
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Assume that this is not a business trip and neither person is obligated to go; they've chosen to go on this trip and no one else is going. Assume you are unable to go for whatever reason.
Compatible orientations means, for example, your partner is a lesbian and the friend is a woman who dates women; your partner is a bisexual man and the friend dates men; your partner is a straight woman and the friend is a straight man; etc.
(If you/your partner are poly, add whatever context would be necessary for you personally to consider it cheating if your partner were to do anything romantic or sexual with them.)
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#polyamorous#nonbinary#pansexual#honestly kudos to y'all for making a choice#I'm just vibing#if I could not go on the trip and they were going#the only thing that would make it cheating is if someone asked for there to be no sex and then SEX happened#which#in polyamory not all sexual contact counts#like kissing or touching with clothes on#so yeah if they get in the car and the sexual energy is THERE#i hope my partner would text me and be like#bruh this is wild i might actually be into them i think we might hook up#and I'd say stay golden ponyboy#i can't imagine if I had to find a way to make sure all of the sexual energy I have in the world was only ever directed to one person#they'd die
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wanna hit ?🍃
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