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Vernon Dursley : Harry Potter walks into a bar. Because I put them on his bedroom window.

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When something horrible happens to you and you still find a way to love unabashedly YOU are your own superhero. Never let anything convince you otherwise. Your pain is your tool. Your strength is your success.

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hopefully that joke didn’t go over your head.

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

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the jockey says back - “Pick on someone your own size!”

What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses..

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build or destroy; its all up to you

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Tell your kids you’re proud of them. I hardly ever heard “I’m proud of you.” I hardly ever heard that growing up. Instead of “I’m proud of you for working hard and doing as well as you did,” I got “Why didn’t you work harder and do better?” It left me feeling like nothing I ever did would be good enough and that the hard work I did put forth meant nothing.

So when your kid has done their best, tell them you’re proud of them.

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Dumbledore deciding who to leave baby Harry with

Dumbledore: Maybe I should leave him with Remus.He just lost all his bestfriends , he will protect their kid and make sure he grows up in a safe environment. 

  Dumbledore : Maybe I should leave him with the Weasleys . They don’t have a lot of space left but they will protect him and love him.

Dumbledore: Oh , I know! I should leave him with his awful abusive relatives , who will hate him because he is a wizard.

 Minerva: Albus, no!

 Dumbledore: Albus, yes !

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I care about showing my Hogwarts House pride more than I care about showing pride for my actual school.

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Lucius knows more about what's happening to harry than harry does.

More Realistic Names for the Harry Potter Series

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on Play Edition

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HOW TO MAKE AN EMO CAKE:

Eggs Flour Milk Sugar We’re Goin’ Down Swinging

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When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes